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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1230 on: August 02, 2015, 11:41:32 PM »
what airport has a kosher restaurant?
Was referring to TLV.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1231 on: August 03, 2015, 08:16:06 AM »
Was referring to TLV.
I wouldn't try it there

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1232 on: August 03, 2015, 08:18:03 AM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1233 on: August 03, 2015, 08:50:53 AM »
Why?
The security would probably cause big problems

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1234 on: August 03, 2015, 08:51:39 AM »
The security would probably cause big problems
What security? How would they know when I check in that I plan on cancelling?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1235 on: August 03, 2015, 09:18:44 AM »
What security? How would they know when I check in that I plan on cancelling?
I don't mean that I mean on the way out you would have to go through passport control

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1236 on: August 03, 2015, 09:32:27 AM »
I don't mean that I mean on the way out you would have to go through passport control
Why would I be going through passport control? I wouldn't be.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1237 on: August 03, 2015, 09:35:06 AM »
Why would I be going through passport control? I wouldn't be.
How is that?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1238 on: August 03, 2015, 09:36:21 AM »
How is that?
Bec I'll still be on the floor with all the gates and I can just right out.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1239 on: August 03, 2015, 09:38:02 AM »
Bec I'll still be on the floor with all the gates and I can just right out.
According to my knowledge once you pass security there is no way out

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1240 on: August 03, 2015, 09:38:42 AM »
According to my knowledge once you pass security there is no way out
Don't think that's accurate but hey I may be wrong.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1241 on: August 03, 2015, 09:39:32 AM »
Don't think that's accurate but hey I may be wrong.
Would love to know differently. How would you get out?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1242 on: August 03, 2015, 09:40:56 AM »
Would love to know differently. How would you get out?
Not 100% sure but I'll be there in a few days hopefully (actually taking a flight ) and I'll look around to see if it's possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1243 on: August 03, 2015, 11:16:33 AM »
In TLV you have to go trough passport control to get to the all the stores and the lounge

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1244 on: August 03, 2015, 11:32:51 AM »
In TLV you have to go trough passport control to get to the all the stores and the lounge
Thank you for backing me up. How about the way out?