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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1240 on: August 03, 2015, 09:38:42 AM »
According to my knowledge once you pass security there is no way out
Don't think that's accurate but hey I may be wrong.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1241 on: August 03, 2015, 09:39:32 AM »
Don't think that's accurate but hey I may be wrong.
Would love to know differently. How would you get out?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1242 on: August 03, 2015, 09:40:56 AM »
Would love to know differently. How would you get out?
Not 100% sure but I'll be there in a few days hopefully (actually taking a flight ) and I'll look around to see if it's possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1243 on: August 03, 2015, 11:16:33 AM »
In TLV you have to go trough passport control to get to the all the stores and the lounge

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1244 on: August 03, 2015, 11:32:51 AM »
In TLV you have to go trough passport control to get to the all the stores and the lounge
Thank you for backing me up. How about the way out?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1245 on: August 03, 2015, 11:33:36 AM »
In TLV you have to go trough passport control to get to the all the stores and the lounge
I don't care to go through customs on the way in.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1246 on: August 03, 2015, 01:09:05 PM »
What security? How would they know when I check in that I plan on cancelling?

If you come without luggage, you will look suspicious.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1247 on: August 11, 2015, 05:09:58 PM »
You're excited it's time to pay the babysitter :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1248 on: August 11, 2015, 05:12:20 PM »
...you just got taken to the cleaners.  :)
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1249 on: August 17, 2015, 01:51:27 PM »
You plan your vacations to be sure you're home for Small Business Saturday.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1250 on: August 18, 2015, 01:46:35 AM »
You plan your vacations to be sure you're home for Small Business Saturday.
It's nationwide. You just need to plan to be in the USA.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1251 on: August 18, 2015, 02:09:39 AM »
It's nationwide. You just need to plan to be in the USA.
You might be a ddfer if you've already made arrangements with small business 6 months in advance of SBS to ensure all AUs are processed.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1252 on: August 18, 2015, 11:01:01 AM »
You might be a ddfer if you've already made arrangements with small business 6 months in advance of SBS to ensure all AUs are processed.
you always stick to just one business for all your sbs? isn't that a bit much? unless i guess it's all grocery?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1253 on: August 18, 2015, 11:02:23 AM »
you always stick to just one business for all your sbs? isn't that a bit much? unless i guess it's all grocery?
Or if you cash out via a tzedaka organization.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1254 on: August 18, 2015, 11:03:02 AM »
Or if you cash out via a tzedaka organization.

alas, i'm not quite that generous.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1255 on: August 18, 2015, 11:09:05 AM »
Or if you cash out via a tzedaka organization.
Or tuition.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1256 on: August 18, 2015, 11:14:57 AM »
you always stick to just one business for all your sbs? isn't that a bit much? unless i guess it's all grocery?
Or a jeweler and want a sizeable purchase.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1257 on: August 18, 2015, 02:32:30 PM »
you always stick to just one business for all your sbs? isn't that a bit much? unless i guess it's all grocery?

Still have a sizable credit at my grocery  ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1258 on: September 03, 2015, 10:31:03 AM »
You hear hold music coming from a coworkers phone and instantly know what bank they're on hold with.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1259 on: September 03, 2015, 10:35:39 AM »
You hear hold music coming from a coworkers phone and instantly know what bank they're on hold with.
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