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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1260 on: September 03, 2015, 12:54:51 PM »
... try saving the most on toiletries by comparing amazon jet and walmart

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1261 on: September 18, 2015, 12:04:10 AM »
when sending an email to your mom showing off a crazy deal on tide she writes back "i think i need to renovate my house and make it larger! "

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1262 on: September 18, 2015, 12:09:12 AM »
You hear hold music coming from a coworkers phone and instantly know what bank they're on hold with.
You're both DDFers?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1263 on: September 18, 2015, 12:11:38 AM »
when sending an email to your mom showing off a crazy deal on tide she writes back "i think i need to renovate my house and make it larger! "
Because she got a million free tide pods in the mail. To apartments 1-100000. ;) Thank goodness for auto fill.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1264 on: September 18, 2015, 12:28:22 AM »
Because she got a million free tide pods in the mail. To apartments 1-100000. ;) Thank goodness for auto fill.

was actually 150oz jugs

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1265 on: September 18, 2015, 12:30:30 AM »
Or a jeweler and want a sizeable purchase.

+1 in the plans

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1266 on: September 18, 2015, 01:03:26 AM »
You order more iphones than any one person needs and you ship them all to some (relative) stranger in Delaware.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1267 on: September 19, 2015, 08:39:31 PM »
You order more iphones than any one person needs and you ship them all to some (relative) stranger in Delaware.

Yeah and probably most of your orders get cancled by Apple lol

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1268 on: September 19, 2015, 09:41:14 PM »
I think you can add 'you might be a noob ddf'r if.. .. When walking along the street in israel and seeing an English speaking person, thinks 'hey he might be a ddf'r too' '

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1269 on: September 19, 2015, 09:43:28 PM »
I think you can add 'you might be a noob ddf'r if.. .. When walking along the street in israel and seeing an English speaking person, thinks 'hey he might be a ddf'r too' '
+1 oh yeah! lol. That's me
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1270 on: October 04, 2015, 02:07:20 PM »
You text people BUMP in a regular text message
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1271 on: October 13, 2015, 11:27:25 AM »
You are koivea itim on the halocha thread

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1272 on: October 13, 2015, 11:35:31 AM »
You are koivea itim on the halocha thread
Oy.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1273 on: October 13, 2015, 04:37:14 PM »
Oy.
"Google sarcasm" quoting someone that I saw today but can't find it.
Btw I saw somebody write today that they need to be koivea itim so they should explain something, that's why I thought of it...can't remember either where

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1274 on: October 14, 2015, 06:11:36 PM »
You get AARP magazine at the age of 30.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.