You hear hold music coming from a coworkers phone and instantly know what bank they're on hold with.
when sending an email to your mom showing off a crazy deal on tide she writes back "i think i need to renovate my house and make it larger! "
Because she got a million free tide pods in the mail. To apartments 1-100000. Thank goodness for auto fill.
Or a jeweler and want a sizeable purchase.
You order more iphones than any one person needs and you ship them all to some (relative) stranger in Delaware.
I think you can add 'you might be a noob ddf'r if.. .. When walking along the street in israel and seeing an English speaking person, thinks 'hey he might be a ddf'r too' '
You are koivea itim on the halocha thread
Oy.
You get AARP magazine at the age of 30.
You think 9 cents per gallon of gasoline is expensive
If you get upset when gas is under $2.20.