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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1275 on: October 14, 2015, 06:30:47 PM »
You get AARP magazine at the age of 30.
Sorry FWF has that locked up 5-6 years ago.  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1276 on: October 21, 2015, 07:59:08 PM »
You think 9 cents per gallon of gasoline is expensive :D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1277 on: October 21, 2015, 08:01:19 PM »
You think 9 cents per gallon of gasoline is expensive :D
If you get upset when gas is under $2.20.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1278 on: October 21, 2015, 08:24:50 PM »
If you get upset when gas is under $2.20.
+1. I am quite happy paying 7 cents a gallon

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1279 on: October 21, 2015, 08:42:56 PM »
... you actually "buy" premium gas.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1280 on: October 22, 2015, 01:50:11 AM »
EY no longer stands for Eretz Yisroel...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1281 on: October 22, 2015, 04:01:03 AM »
EY no longer stands for Eretz Yisroel...
That doesn't make you a ddfer. Makes you satmar

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1282 on: October 22, 2015, 09:59:23 PM »
Your ears perk up when you over hear the words "DansDeals", then you realize they're just talking about a "glitch" to MIA ...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1283 on: October 22, 2015, 11:42:44 PM »
Your ears perk up when you over hear the words "DansDeals", then you realize they're just talking about a "glitch" to MIA ...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1284 on: October 22, 2015, 11:52:23 PM »
Your ears perk up when you over hear the words "DansDeals", then you realize they're just talking about a "glitch" to MIA ...
On that note: When anything more than $30 LGA-MIA RT is "meh".

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1285 on: October 23, 2015, 12:44:54 AM »
On that note: When anything more than $30 LGA-MIA RT is "meh".
-1. That's on frontier, and no self respecting ddf-er would step foot on one of their planes.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1286 on: October 23, 2015, 03:21:35 AM »
With your amazon account shows items that you might be interested, & these include cabinet locks, iPhone 6 screen protector, etc....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1287 on: October 24, 2015, 11:47:26 PM »
EY no longer stands for Eretz Yisroel...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1288 on: October 24, 2015, 11:52:16 PM »
With your amazon account shows items that you might be interested, & these include cabinet locks, iPhone 6 screen protector, etc....
Here
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=55997.msg1277814.msg#1277814
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1289 on: October 25, 2015, 01:48:47 PM »
You got checks for a bank account,   that you don't intend to use even once