...you book a trip to Hong Kong, Australia, and Dubai (after reading a zillion TRs about them) and forget that to the outside world it sounds exotic
You think every guy with a yarmulka in Chase bank, WM, Stop & Shop, Shell Gas Station, Family Dollar, must be a fellow ddfer and you are dying to get a glimpse of his name on his credit card. And certainly if he is holding a BB or Serve at a MP ATM.
You notice what credit cards everyone else is using.
and you wanna slap their hand away when you see them pull out a debit card
Well, I got to spend 1k on my citigold card So not always true
Young grasshopper has a lot to learn.
You search for award tickets multiple times a day for years
You think its normal to book one way without knowing how you will return.
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have an outbound flight (but not the way back) because you are waiting for Avios or UA to open up Good assumption!
+1tip: Don't tell your wife such petty details.