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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1305 on: October 28, 2015, 09:18:21 AM »
You notice what credit cards everyone else is using.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1306 on: October 28, 2015, 09:45:30 AM »
You think every guy with a yarmulka in Chase bank, WM, Stop & Shop, Shell Gas Station, Family Dollar, must be a fellow ddfer and you are dying to get a glimpse of his name on his credit card.

And certainly if he is holding a BB or Serve at a MP ATM.

You notice what credit cards everyone else is using.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1307 on: October 28, 2015, 10:12:42 AM »
You notice what credit cards everyone else is using.

and you wanna slap their hand away when you see them pull out a debit card
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1308 on: October 28, 2015, 10:17:48 AM »
and you wanna slap their hand away when you see them pull out a debit card
Well, I got to spend 1k on my citigold card
So not always true

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1309 on: October 28, 2015, 10:19:26 AM »
Well, I got to spend 1k on my citigold card
So not always true
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1310 on: October 28, 2015, 10:49:53 AM »
You think every guy with a yarmulka in Chase bank, WM, Stop & Shop, Shell Gas Station, Family Dollar, must be a fellow ddfer and you are dying to get a glimpse of his name on his credit card.

And certainly if he is holding a BB or Serve at a MP ATM.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1311 on: October 28, 2015, 12:18:24 PM »
and you wanna slap their hand away when you see them pull out a debit card
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1312 on: October 28, 2015, 12:26:09 PM »
Young grasshopper has a lot to learn.  :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1313 on: October 28, 2015, 02:46:18 PM »
You think every jew in a Verizon store must be a ddf'er

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1314 on: November 06, 2015, 12:09:29 PM »
You think its normal to book one way without knowing how you will return.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1315 on: November 06, 2015, 12:22:31 PM »
You search for award tickets multiple times a day for months

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1316 on: November 06, 2015, 12:23:04 PM »
You search for award tickets multiple times a day for years

FTFY
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1317 on: November 06, 2015, 12:24:11 PM »
You think its normal to book one way without knowing how you will return.

Looks like a repost.
You are planning to go away for Pesach next week and only have an outbound flight (but not the way back) because you are waiting for Avios or UA to open up Good assumption!
I didnt search befor posting. Is that another sign of a DDFer?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1318 on: November 06, 2015, 12:31:01 PM »
You think its normal to book one way without knowing how you will return.
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tip: Don't tell your husband such petty details.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1319 on: November 06, 2015, 12:34:01 PM »


+1
tip: Don't tell your wife such petty details.
FTFY. Much more crucial.

Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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