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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1320 on: November 06, 2015, 03:15:48 PM »
I didnt search befor posting. Is that another sign of a DDFer?
Hell yeah ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1321 on: November 20, 2015, 10:38:15 AM »
... If you type the wrong letters in the Captcha

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1322 on: November 20, 2015, 02:54:55 PM »
... If you type the wrong letters in the Captcha



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1323 on: November 20, 2015, 03:05:42 PM »
You start off "-1" when you disagree with someone.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1324 on: November 20, 2015, 03:09:25 PM »
I +1 on a whatsapp and no one knew what I meant

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1325 on: November 20, 2015, 03:11:09 PM »
It seems it's not common on other forums either.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1326 on: November 20, 2015, 03:11:15 PM »
I +1 on a whatsapp and no one knew what I meant
You start off "-1" when you disagree with someone.

+1

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1327 on: November 20, 2015, 03:13:07 PM »
It seems it's not common on other forums either.
I wonder why

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1328 on: November 20, 2015, 03:31:44 PM »
It seems it's not common on other forums either.
-1

The first place I saw it was in deadspin comments, though they hardly originated it. Google later used the expression
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1329 on: December 15, 2015, 09:37:35 AM »
... If you type the wrong letters in the Captcha


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1330 on: December 16, 2015, 12:30:43 PM »
Is part of being a DDFer, being medayek in every word of Dan?

I always thought that PRG and PLAT AUs do not get the airline credit. Just to confirm I asked on DDF a few weeks ago:

why do all my AUs login have the $100 airline credit on their login page?
isn't it only one per account?
Correct

Now I just noticed that Dan does not completely negate the idea.

Am I missing something?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1331 on: December 16, 2015, 12:39:16 PM »
Is part of being a DDFer, being medayek in every word of Dan?

I always thought that PRG and PLAT AUs do not get the airline credit. Just to confirm I asked on DDF a few weeks ago:

Now I just noticed that Dan does not completely negate the idea.

Am I missing something?

no, if you want to feel comfortable about it.. open a new login for the AU on the PRG or Plat & click the link to the airline credit to select an airline.. you'll already see

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1332 on: December 16, 2015, 01:12:50 PM »
no, if you want to feel comfortable about it.. open a new login for the AU on the PRG or Plat & click the link to the airline credit to select an airline.. you'll already see
He didnt ask about selecting a different airline for the AU
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1333 on: December 16, 2015, 01:26:53 PM »
He didnt ask about selecting a different airline for the AU

i know

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1334 on: December 16, 2015, 02:24:30 PM »
no, if you want to feel comfortable about it.. open a new login for the AU on the PRG or Plat & click the link to the airline credit to select an airline.. you'll already see

As a true DDFer, i have done that before I posted. Wanted to make sure it's even for the same airline. Maybe some have had a fluke that it worked? Or else Dan is just trying to teach people that that don't need to be spoon fed everything...