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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1335 on: December 17, 2015, 09:33:39 AM »
...If you're relieved the ride cost you an extra 86 cents.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1336 on: December 19, 2015, 06:54:08 PM »
If when your trying to find a gemara or a tosfos you once learned, you think to yourself "Where is TimT when you need him"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1337 on: December 19, 2015, 06:55:49 PM »
If when your trying to find a gemara or a tosfos you once learned, you think to yourself "Where is TimT when you need him"
[Persona experience ;)]
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1338 on: December 19, 2015, 06:57:17 PM »
If when your trying to find a gemara or a tosfos you once learned, you think to yourself "Where is TimT when you need him"
[Persona experience ;)]
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1339 on: December 20, 2015, 01:19:05 AM »
If ur wife tells u "you're too much on your phone on Motza Shabbos"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1340 on: December 20, 2015, 01:52:16 AM »
If ur wife tells u "you're too much on your phone on Motza Shabbos all the time"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1341 on: December 26, 2015, 09:25:15 PM »
If your chavrusa tells you he's 45 pages ahead in chazara and you say "Uch. I hate you."
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1342 on: December 26, 2015, 09:27:25 PM »
If your chavrusa tells you he's 45 pages ahead in chazara and you say "Uch. I hate you." "it's easier if you change your settings to 50 posts per page"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1343 on: December 26, 2015, 09:28:37 PM »
If your chavrusa tells you he's 45 pages ahead in chazara and you say "Uch. I hate you."
Gotta be careful using that line among loved ones. They might take it the wrong way. :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1344 on: December 26, 2015, 11:00:15 PM »
Your children tell you, "There is one more week of December 2015 , did your finish your 25 stays for SPG plat, yet?"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1345 on: December 31, 2015, 09:41:36 PM »
You mistakenly wait 5 seconds between google searches.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1346 on: December 31, 2015, 10:10:25 PM »
You mistakenly wait 5 seconds between google searches.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1347 on: December 31, 2015, 11:04:18 PM »
You mistakenly wait 5 seconds between google searches.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1348 on: December 31, 2015, 11:26:45 PM »

You didn't get this
You mistakenly wait 5 seconds between google searches.


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1349 on: January 03, 2016, 10:56:02 AM »
You wonder what vacation Dan (or JJ1000) is on when there are no new DDMS posts.