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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1350 on: January 03, 2016, 12:10:31 PM »
Or no good deals

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1351 on: January 11, 2016, 04:32:29 PM »
"?tag=cl03f-20" means something to you  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1352 on: January 11, 2016, 06:12:09 PM »
"?tag=cl03f-20" means something to you  ;)
No idea
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1353 on: January 11, 2016, 06:29:30 PM »
No idea
See the stickied in the deal sub about how to post a Amazon deal

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1354 on: January 11, 2016, 07:24:40 PM »
...you get pm's nowadays about the ups method

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1355 on: January 11, 2016, 08:18:00 PM »
...you get pm's nowadays about the ups method
That's sooo 2015

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1356 on: January 12, 2016, 10:23:04 PM »
The sight of numbers written out as '1.65' (and the like) automatically gets translated as cents - not dollars.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1357 on: January 12, 2016, 10:53:13 PM »
...Google now is pulling up a bunch of flights for you for tomorrow.
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1358 on: January 12, 2016, 11:35:31 PM »
...Google now is pulling up a bunch of flights for you for tomorrow.
Or: Error flight Brussles to India Ä228
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1359 on: January 13, 2016, 01:48:58 AM »
You go cross country to LAX just to get to YVR on the cheap. Anyone here?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1360 on: January 14, 2016, 07:12:13 PM »
You see this post on DOC and don't know what to make of it.

$10 Amazon Gift Card For Scheduling A Financial Review With Wells Fargo

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1361 on: January 14, 2016, 07:13:43 PM »
You see this post on DOC and don't know what to make of it.

$10 Amazon Gift Card For Scheduling A Financial Review With Wells Fargo
Wow. That does have an awful sound to it.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1362 on: January 17, 2016, 12:36:24 PM »
You became your family's master of masterpass accounts over this weekend
Risk is opportunity

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1363 on: January 17, 2016, 02:15:52 PM »
You became your family's master of masterpass accounts over this weekend
Link?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1364 on: January 17, 2016, 02:17:03 PM »
I'm referring to the gilt deal on ddms
Risk is opportunity