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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1365 on: January 18, 2016, 12:19:57 AM »
You go cross country to LAX just to get to YVR on the cheap. Anyone here?

Thats really bad. Use 32.5k AA for CX F while it lasts!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1366 on: January 18, 2016, 09:38:33 AM »
Thats really bad. Use 32.5k AA for CX F while it lasts!
+1
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1367 on: January 20, 2016, 03:31:44 PM »
If you have the link to this,

Uch. I hate you.

Saved somewhere.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1368 on: January 20, 2016, 04:31:34 PM »
If you have the link to this,

Saved somewhere.
you got me :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1369 on: January 21, 2016, 02:16:16 PM »
If you have the link to this,

Saved somewhere.

Gotta say, one of the best ones on this thread so far

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1370 on: January 21, 2016, 08:56:42 PM »
Gotta say, one of the best ones on this thread so far
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1371 on: January 28, 2016, 02:57:09 PM »
Youre checking out at a (empty) supermarket with your edp amex cc one item at a time.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1372 on: January 28, 2016, 03:09:35 PM »
Youre checking out at a (empty) supermarket with your edp amex cc one item at a time.
Lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1373 on: February 17, 2016, 02:38:06 PM »
You see missing a flight as part of life...

It's not fun, but it's part of life.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1374 on: February 17, 2016, 03:33:03 PM »
.. You know your IHG account number by heart

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1375 on: February 21, 2016, 06:00:58 PM »
For Lubabs:

You look around 770 at Tishrie time @ all the Luggage tags from what Airline and via what airport.

OK Maybe Im just an Aviation buff!!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1376 on: February 26, 2016, 01:02:24 AM »
You clicked on every link in Dans doomsday post. Ah, the memories.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1377 on: February 26, 2016, 01:06:07 AM »
It feels weird to not have any bonus thresholds to hit.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1378 on: February 26, 2016, 02:37:30 PM »
It feels weird to not have any bonus thresholds to hit.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1379 on: February 26, 2016, 03:50:08 PM »
I'm using the time toward my $30K PRG earns 15K extra and my $25K UA earns 10K extra.