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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1380 on: March 01, 2016, 10:07:19 PM »
You apply for a card for a great sign-up offer, two hours later you've applied for 7 more cards

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1381 on: March 01, 2016, 10:37:05 PM »
You apply for a card for a great sign-up offer, two hours later you've applied for 7 more cards
Nice :) Which card had the nice signup bonus and which six cards did you add?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1382 on: March 02, 2016, 07:14:13 AM »
Nice :) Which card had the nice signup bonus and which six seven cards did you add?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1383 on: March 02, 2016, 12:14:12 PM »
You apply for a card for a great sign-up offer, two hours later you've applied for 7 more cards
lol i get so annoyed when people tell me "oh i applied for the chase ink". i ask them why they didnt also apply for this and this and this.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1384 on: March 02, 2016, 12:16:03 PM »
lol i get so annoyed when people tell me "oh i applied for the chase ink". i ask them why they didnt also apply for this and this and this.
That's bc Chase business and personal are separate pulls anyhow... Lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1385 on: March 02, 2016, 12:21:15 PM »
That's bc Chase business and personal are separate pulls anyhow... Lol
There are other business cards

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1386 on: March 02, 2016, 06:41:05 PM »
There are other business cards
Do they approve multiple Biz cards together easily?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1387 on: March 08, 2016, 06:51:48 PM »
Do they approve multiple Biz cards together easily?
Ur asking about others or chase?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1388 on: March 15, 2016, 08:16:57 PM »
You got married recently and moved into a new apartment, and already get more mail than your landlord (and lots of packages!).

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1389 on: March 15, 2016, 08:53:32 PM »
You got married recently and moved into a new apartment, and already get more mail than your landlord (and lots of packages!).
Mazel Tov !!!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1390 on: March 15, 2016, 09:04:51 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1391 on: March 15, 2016, 09:57:20 PM »
You got married recently and moved into a new apartment, and already get more mail than your landlord (and lots of packages!).

Lol happened to me too, we only had one mail key to our box, of course i took it and gave him his mail

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1392 on: March 15, 2016, 11:47:06 PM »
You got married recently and moved into a new apartment, and already get more mail than your landlord (and lots of packages!).

Mazel Tov !!!
... Or are you the landlord?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1393 on: March 15, 2016, 11:48:54 PM »
A real DDF'er still gets packages at the old address as well. Purposely ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1394 on: March 15, 2016, 11:55:54 PM »

A real DDF'er still gets packages at the old address as well. Purposely ;)
Oh don't worry. My mothers forever telling me to come pick up my packages from her.