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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1420 on: May 02, 2016, 11:10:46 AM »
Quote from: username on May 01, 2016, 10:31:00 AM
You open your Pesach cabinet, and you find $$ of paper goods gotten for free from Costco.
Thanks Dan!

Quote from: tzifanya54 on May 02, 2016, 10:51:39 AM
U mean SAMs club?
...or Waldbaums...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1421 on: May 02, 2016, 02:29:17 PM »
Quote from: tzifanya54 on May 02, 2016, 10:51:39 AM
U mean SAMs club?
Oops, yes, Sams Club.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1422 on: June 26, 2016, 05:30:01 PM »
You've gotten to a point where you DROPR even when they tell you what time of the day it is.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1423 on: June 26, 2016, 05:30:32 PM »
Quote from: LoLo on June 26, 2016, 05:30:01 PM
You've gotten to a point where you DROPR even when they tell you what time of the day it is.

Lol!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1424 on: June 26, 2016, 05:33:59 PM »
Quote from: shoobi on June 26, 2016, 05:30:32 PM
Lol!
You really are bored there on the tarmac..
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1425 on: June 26, 2016, 05:38:50 PM »
Quote from: LoLo on June 26, 2016, 05:33:59 PM
You really are bored there on the tarmac..

Oh yes  :) pretty quick of you to catch on... I'm catching up on lots of DDF
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1426 on: July 14, 2016, 04:05:33 PM »
You don't purchase tickets for trips to Israel that these organizations raffle off. 'Cuz you know they're gonna put you in the way back of the plane.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1427 on: July 14, 2016, 04:12:53 PM »
Quote from: Dr Moose on July 14, 2016, 04:05:33 PM
You don't purchase tickets for trips to Israel that these organizations raffle off. 'Cuz you know they're gonna put you in the way back of the plane.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1428 on: July 14, 2016, 04:15:23 PM »
Quote from: Dr Moose on July 14, 2016, 04:05:33 PM
You don't purchase tickets for trips to Israel that these organizations raffle off. 'Cuz you know they're gonna put you in the way back of the plane.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1429 on: July 24, 2016, 01:52:30 AM »
... You go on an adventure DO with fellow DDFers and pretty much everyone's luggage has a green Hawaii Department of Agriculture sticker on it.

(Going through some Norway pictures now...)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1430 on: July 24, 2016, 03:47:32 AM »
You're posting on DDF. ::)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1431 on: July 24, 2016, 09:44:19 AM »
Quote from: User6669 on July 24, 2016, 03:47:32 AM
You're posting on DDF. ::)
-1, the title of the thread says might. If you're posting your are a ddfer.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1432 on: July 24, 2016, 09:50:23 AM »
Love the wiki ;))))
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1433 on: August 01, 2016, 07:21:05 PM »
You see a random picture of 3 candles and think of @emkay
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1434 on: August 01, 2016, 07:21:38 PM »
Quote from: Zevi16 on August 01, 2016, 07:21:05 PM
You see a random picture of 3 candles and think of @emkay
Ok. Time for an avatar change.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1435 on: August 01, 2016, 07:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Emkay on August 01, 2016, 07:21:38 PM
Ok. Time for an avatar change.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1436 on: August 01, 2016, 08:43:01 PM »
You've had the same bills in your wallet for the past year.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1437 on: August 01, 2016, 08:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Der Deutsche Jude on August 01, 2016, 08:43:01 PM
You've had the same bills in your wallet for the past year.
... Or 7 years
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1438 on: August 02, 2016, 07:58:57 AM »
1) Your wife calls by heart or texts ALL (lol) cc's last 4/5 last digits of which card to use for the purchase she's about to make

2) your family members don't feel special anymore when they receive a personalized gift card to them
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1439 on: August 02, 2016, 08:08:34 AM »
Quote from: emjee on August 02, 2016, 07:58:57 AM
1) Your wife calls by heart or texts ALL (lol) cc's last 4/5 last digits of which card to use for the purchase she's about to make

2) your family members don't feel special anymore when they receive a personalized gift card to them

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