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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1440 on: August 02, 2016, 08:38:13 AM »


1) Your wife calls by heart or texts ALL (lol) cc's last 4/5 last digits of which card to use for the purchase she's about to make

2) your family members don't feel special anymore when they receive a personalized gift card to them
You can send me personal gift cards and I'll feel very special
Hey there! I am using DansDeals Forums.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1441 on: August 02, 2016, 08:49:50 AM »
You can send me personal gift cards and I'll feel very special
Moose ; you are special , I don't have to tell you that :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1442 on: August 02, 2016, 10:42:54 AM »
You've had the same bills in your wallet for the past year.
... Or 7 years

You guys don't give tzedaka?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1443 on: August 02, 2016, 10:45:07 AM »
You've had the same bills in your wallet for the past year.
... Or 7 years

You guys don't give tzedaka?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1444 on: August 02, 2016, 10:50:39 AM »
You guys don't give tzedaka?
Or buy lottery tickets?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1445 on: August 02, 2016, 10:54:58 AM »
You guys don't give tzedaka?

Or buy lottery tickets?
Why can't you do that with CC?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1446 on: August 02, 2016, 10:57:49 AM »
You guys don't give tzedaka?
Or have cleaning help?
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1447 on: August 02, 2016, 11:02:33 AM »
Or have cleaning help?
+1, That's where all my cash goes. And babysitting.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1448 on: August 02, 2016, 11:05:22 AM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1449 on: August 02, 2016, 11:10:47 AM »
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1450 on: August 02, 2016, 11:45:57 AM »
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1451 on: August 02, 2016, 12:25:54 PM »
You guys don't give tzedaka?
With CC . Yes
Or buy lottery tickets?
No . Cash only purchase unless guy behind the counter allows purchase to be done with other items to go along with it (true story lol)
Or have cleaning help?
Gift cards :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1452 on: August 02, 2016, 10:55:44 PM »
Your CC's don't need a travel warning.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1453 on: August 02, 2016, 11:02:47 PM »
With CC . Yes

What do you do in shul?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1454 on: August 03, 2016, 12:38:29 AM »
What do you do in shul?
They don't have a credit card machine in your shul?