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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Offline David Smith

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1455 on: August 03, 2016, 12:44:30 AM »
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1456 on: August 03, 2016, 12:47:52 AM »
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Yes

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1457 on: August 03, 2016, 12:48:59 AM »
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Oh David, is this going to be discussed again?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1458 on: August 03, 2016, 12:49:52 AM »
Oh David, is this going to be discussed again?
Lol. Sorry.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1459 on: August 03, 2016, 01:07:57 AM »
They don't have a credit card machine in your shul?

The Israeli collectors that come in dozens don't.  ::)
".איזהו חכם, הלומד מכל אדם"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1460 on: August 03, 2016, 01:52:23 AM »
The Israeli collectors that come in dozens don't.  ::)
Where I daven many of them do.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1461 on: August 03, 2016, 03:10:20 AM »
What do you do in shul?
If a shul doesn't have a cc processing by now or have a way of processing through somewhere else they don't deserve it IMHO .
Is it so pashut that you get full maaser credit for cc donation?
Discussed at length already . Sugya learned properly by many . %100 pashut (even the % the shul doesn't get) . No further discussion needed .

The (stupid) Israeli collectors that come in dozens don't where I'm from.  ::)

FTFY
And where im originally from the smart ones do! 

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1462 on: August 03, 2016, 07:48:01 AM »
Discussed at length already . Sugya learned properly by many . %100 pashut (even the % the shul doesn't get) . No further discussion needed .


whats wrong with asking a question...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1463 on: August 03, 2016, 08:33:16 AM »
whats wrong with asking a question...
Lol. It wasn't a question . He was involved in the last Reid on that question already.

Example :
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=11285.msg1432774.msg#1432774
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 08:43:38 AM by emjee »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1464 on: August 09, 2016, 12:31:21 AM »
When the nutrition facts read Vitamin B6 & your mind says "why is jetblue on this product? Oh whoops"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1465 on: September 18, 2016, 09:21:13 PM »
It takes you hours to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1466 on: September 18, 2016, 09:35:20 PM »
It takes you months to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(
FTFY
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1467 on: September 18, 2016, 09:36:00 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1468 on: September 18, 2016, 10:22:45 PM »
It takes you hours to update your new address with all your banks, airlines, hotels, etc. when you're moving  >:(
+100 since all banks need your card info in order to change.  Still gotta find all my cards.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1469 on: September 18, 2016, 10:34:39 PM »
+100 since all banks need your card info in order to change.  Still gotta find all my cards.
Can change it online.