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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1470 on: September 18, 2016, 10:36:53 PM »
Quote from: LoLo on September 18, 2016, 10:34:39 PM
Can change it online.
... if you have your card info
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1471 on: September 25, 2016, 09:25:26 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 18, 2016, 10:36:53 PM
... if you have your card info

I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1472 on: September 25, 2016, 09:29:04 PM »
Quote from: 12HRS on September 25, 2016, 09:25:26 PM
I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet
+1  including cvv's and exp.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1473 on: September 25, 2016, 09:29:51 PM »
Quote from: 12HRS on September 25, 2016, 09:25:26 PM
I get a card. The info goes straight into a spreadsheet
Quote from: ckmk47 on September 25, 2016, 09:29:04 PM
+1  including cvv's and exp.
I hope it's password protected!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1474 on: September 25, 2016, 10:10:26 PM »
You walked into the pantry today and started trying to figure out arts and crafts or science projects your kids can do at home with grapefruit scented dish soap.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1475 on: September 25, 2016, 10:23:09 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 25, 2016, 09:29:51 PM
I hope it's password protected!

indeed and its not a google spreadsheet ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1476 on: September 25, 2016, 11:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on September 25, 2016, 10:10:26 PM
You walked into the pantry today and started trying to figure out arts and crafts or science projects your kids can do at home with grapefruit scented dish soap.
By me it's lemon with baking soda...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1477 on: September 26, 2016, 08:33:21 PM »
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1478 on: September 26, 2016, 08:45:48 PM »
Quote from: CS91 on September 26, 2016, 08:33:21 PM
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!
Lol!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1479 on: September 26, 2016, 09:01:27 PM »
Quote from: CS91 on September 26, 2016, 08:33:21 PM
When from all the great benefits that your firm has to offer, the one that made you most excited at orientation was that any lawyer at the firm can get CPC. CSR here I come!
No private bank?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1480 on: September 26, 2016, 09:17:25 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1481 on: September 26, 2016, 09:20:27 PM »
Quote from: CS91 on September 26, 2016, 09:17:25 PM
You mean Citi?
No, chase private bank. It's the level on top of CPC, which is offered to many law firms to court their business.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1482 on: September 26, 2016, 09:45:31 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on September 26, 2016, 09:20:27 PM
No, chase private bank. It's the level on top of CPC, which is offered to many law firms to court their business.
Ah. I think it's CPC but I could be wrong. They only briefly touched on it.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1483 on: September 26, 2016, 10:05:17 PM »
Private bank > CPC
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1484 on: September 28, 2016, 10:20:55 AM »
You're tired of seeing the picture of the frum guy in Amex marketing material.
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