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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1480 on: September 26, 2016, 09:17:25 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1481 on: September 26, 2016, 09:20:27 PM »
You mean Citi?
No, chase private bank. It's the level on top of CPC, which is offered to many law firms to court their business.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1482 on: September 26, 2016, 09:45:31 PM »
No, chase private bank. It's the level on top of CPC, which is offered to many law firms to court their business.
Ah. I think it's CPC but I could be wrong. They only briefly touched on it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1483 on: September 26, 2016, 10:05:17 PM »
Private bank > CPC
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1484 on: September 28, 2016, 10:20:55 AM »
You're tired of seeing the picture of the frum guy in Amex marketing material.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1485 on: September 30, 2016, 12:32:29 PM »
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1486 on: September 30, 2016, 12:55:55 PM »
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
Frustrated with the shabulb thread?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1487 on: September 30, 2016, 12:58:55 PM »
Frustrated with the shabulb thread?
That and a hundred other threads. What is the big deal?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1488 on: September 30, 2016, 04:34:14 PM »
...you are afraid to give a direct answer.  >:(
Or a reporter. We are both notorious for that
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1489 on: October 28, 2016, 05:14:38 PM »
... Your mail gets spammed with a load of Departures Magazines every couple of months.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1490 on: October 28, 2016, 05:40:52 PM »
You get your election news from the pick your poison thread. (Or is that just me?)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1491 on: October 28, 2016, 06:00:17 PM »
...you go to best buy to return 7 printers and everybody looks at you like you're crazy. (Jokes on them though because I walked out $300 richer)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1492 on: October 29, 2016, 07:22:03 PM »
You get your election news from the pick your poison thread. (Or is that just me?)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1493 on: October 30, 2016, 12:23:19 AM »
...you go to best buy to return 7 printers and everybody looks at you like you're crazy. (Jokes on them though because I walked out $300 richer)
Did you check the balance on your GCs? Are they still active?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1494 on: October 30, 2016, 12:23:56 AM »
Did you check the balance on your GCs? Are they still active?
Not yet, I had that thought over Shabbos, we'll have to see.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1495 on: October 30, 2016, 12:35:47 AM »
Not yet, I had that thought over Shabbos, we'll have to see.

Is that like the story about thinking about fixing your fence of shabbos? ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1496 on: October 30, 2016, 12:39:11 AM »
Is that like the story about thinking about fixing your fence of shabbos? ::)
Lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1497 on: November 14, 2016, 12:28:58 AM »
....you start using +1's on whatsapp chats with non forum users.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1498 on: November 14, 2016, 12:34:33 AM »
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?

I think I gave in and did it a few times but I just hate it.

I assume it's supposed to mean "me too" hence the +1 means, "not just you, brother! count me in, too!" But then what the heck does it mean when people write +1000000? Are you pretending to be a million people? Or does the number suddenly no longer mean "me too" but rather it now is supposed to be a numeric expression of how right the previous comment was? And how do people determine if it's a +1000000 or a +1000000000000? It's totally arbitrary. You just get excited and start pressing zeros. It's like people who think multiple exclamation points makes their point more convincing. Guess what? It doesn't!!!!!!!!!


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1499 on: November 14, 2016, 12:35:27 AM »
BTW can I just say that I detest the +1 shtick?

I think I gave in and did it a few times but I just hate it.

I assume it's supposed to mean "me too" hence the +1 means, "not just you, brother! count me in, too!" But then what the heck does it mean when people write +1000000? Are you pretending to be a million people? Or does the number suddenly no longer mean "me too" but rather it now is supposed to be a numeric expression of how right the previous comment was? And how do people determine if it's a +1000000 or a +1000000000000? It's totally arbitrary. You just get excited and start pressing zeros. It's like people who think multiple exclamation points makes their point more convincing. Guess what? It doesn't!!!!!!!!!
+1
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