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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1515 on: December 08, 2016, 11:35:53 AM »
...you understand what happened between A, B, and C, aka Ruvain Shimon and Emkay.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1516 on: December 08, 2016, 11:39:28 AM »
Quote from: username on December 08, 2016, 11:35:53 AM
...you understand what happened between A, B, and C, aka Ruvain Shimon and Emkay.
don't shoot me... but LOL
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1517 on: December 08, 2016, 12:11:01 PM »
Quote from: username on December 08, 2016, 11:35:53 AM
...you understand what happened between A, B, and C, aka Ruvain Shimon and Emkay.
I think you meant to put this in the "you might not be a DDFer" thread.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1518 on: December 08, 2016, 01:36:34 PM »
Quote from: mmgfarb on December 08, 2016, 12:11:01 PM
I think you meant to put this in the "you might not be a DDFer" thread.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1519 on: December 08, 2016, 01:51:02 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1520 on: December 08, 2016, 02:03:19 PM »
I think you guys missed my joke.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1521 on: December 08, 2016, 02:09:03 PM »
Quote from: mmgfarb on December 08, 2016, 02:03:19 PM
I think you guys missed my joke.
I guess the joke is on me.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1522 on: December 08, 2016, 02:16:58 PM »
Quote from: mmgfarb on December 08, 2016, 02:03:19 PM
I think you guys missed my joke.
Always possible. However, just to grasp what happened, might be above the head of some non-DDFers.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1523 on: December 11, 2016, 06:15:38 PM »
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1524 on: December 11, 2016, 06:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Sam Finkelstein on December 11, 2016, 06:15:38 PM
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
Can't remember the last time I bought.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1525 on: December 11, 2016, 06:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Sam Finkelstein on December 11, 2016, 06:15:38 PM
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
not once in my lifetime
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1526 on: December 11, 2016, 06:42:48 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1527 on: December 11, 2016, 06:43:35 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on December 11, 2016, 06:42:48 PM
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1528 on: December 11, 2016, 07:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Sam Finkelstein on December 11, 2016, 06:15:38 PM
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1529 on: December 11, 2016, 07:33:54 PM »
What the heck is going on here?
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