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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1530 on: December 11, 2016, 07:34:52 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1531 on: December 11, 2016, 07:38:31 PM »
Where's that Chacham Ovadya video with him yelling at guys who smell bad!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1532 on: December 11, 2016, 08:02:13 PM »
Can't remember the last time I bought.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1533 on: December 11, 2016, 08:03:09 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1534 on: December 11, 2016, 08:10:49 PM »
not once in my lifetime

Whew! That must smell really bad!  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1535 on: December 11, 2016, 09:50:04 PM »
You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
Mine's almost finished. I don't think I have another in stock.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1536 on: December 11, 2016, 09:53:15 PM »
not once in my lifetime

Can we find out how the guy next to you at the Blackhawks game feels about that?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1537 on: December 11, 2016, 10:12:37 PM »
http://www.dansdeals.com/index.php?s=dry+spray
Can DDFers differentiate between anti-perspirant and deodorant?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1538 on: December 11, 2016, 10:19:42 PM »
Can DDFers differentiate between anti-perspirant and deodorant?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1539 on: December 11, 2016, 10:28:27 PM »
Can we find out how the guy next to you at the Blackhawks game feels about that?
Some off us just have a natural sweet smell. Hawks WIN!!!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1540 on: December 11, 2016, 10:32:38 PM »
Can DDFers differentiate between anti-perspirant and deodorant?

Based on their sophistication about other עניני עולם הזה it would be really ironic if they didn't.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1541 on: December 11, 2016, 11:00:53 PM »
Based on their sophistication about other עניני עולם הזה it would be really ironic if they didn't.
So why do we keep on getting links to anti-perspirant in response to:

You haven't bought deodorant in a while.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1542 on: December 12, 2016, 11:57:08 AM »
You've quoted yourself.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1543 on: January 12, 2017, 09:41:16 PM »
You watch what cards other people use at the supermarket and cringe to yourself, slowly dying inside.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1544 on: January 12, 2017, 09:44:42 PM »
You watch what cards other people use at the supermarket and cringe to yourself, slowly dying inside.
U stopped watching years ago, because you couldnt take it anymore...lol