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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1545 on: January 12, 2017, 09:45:04 PM »
U stopped watching years ago, because you couldnt take it anymore...lol
Lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1546 on: January 12, 2017, 09:51:36 PM »
This is a top 3 thread. Brilliant.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1547 on: January 13, 2017, 12:19:29 AM »
you reply to two threads at the same time, one on tapa and one the computer 😂
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1548 on: January 13, 2017, 12:19:53 AM »
you reply to two threads at the same time, one on tapa and one the computer
That's standard.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1549 on: January 13, 2017, 12:20:29 AM »
Your involved in 6 conversations at the same time.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1550 on: January 13, 2017, 12:22:29 AM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1551 on: January 13, 2017, 12:22:42 AM »
you reply to two threads at the same time, one on tapa and one the computer 😂
You've never talked to the same person at one time, on WhatsApp and with texting having two separate conversations?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1553 on: January 13, 2017, 12:24:02 AM »
+2
Cmon, you couldnt find an old +1?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1554 on: January 13, 2017, 12:24:54 AM »
You've never talked to the same person at one time, on WhatsApp and with texting having two separate conversations?
Nope
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1555 on: January 13, 2017, 12:27:46 AM »
-DMC
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1556 on: January 15, 2017, 10:34:57 PM »
You call recon and they ask how you do know what our retention offer is.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1557 on: January 15, 2017, 10:42:27 PM »
You call recon and they ask how you do know what our retention offer is.
haha true.
In the same thought

...you know more than the rep about whatever their policies are.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1558 on: January 15, 2017, 11:14:07 PM »
You call recon and they ask how you do know what our retention offer is.
haha true.
In the same thought

Recon offers you retention????

I must be doing something wrong...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1559 on: January 16, 2017, 01:25:48 PM »
Recon offers you retention????

I must be doing something wrong...
Sorry, I meant retention.