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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1575 on: January 23, 2017, 11:57:32 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1576 on: January 24, 2017, 12:00:45 AM »
Doesnt fit in the wine cooler?
Smart man.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1577 on: January 25, 2017, 09:21:01 AM »
When you're texting someone, instead of an emoji you write:

(smile)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1578 on: January 25, 2017, 09:23:23 AM »
When you're texting someone, instead of an emoji you write:

(smile)
That shouldn't be done even on ddf
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1579 on: January 25, 2017, 09:53:20 PM »
you seriously contemplate changing your name to "Especially for you"

anyone know a way to have 2 names like a DBA...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1580 on: January 26, 2017, 12:29:29 PM »
you seriously contemplate changing your name to "Especially for you"

anyone know a way to have 2 names like a DBA...
ask Count...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1581 on: January 26, 2017, 12:34:03 PM »
you seriously contemplate changing your name to "Especially for you"

anyone know a way to have 2 names like a DBA...
3BM?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1582 on: January 26, 2017, 12:41:07 PM »
ask Count...

its ok fairly sure the super gravy train has ended in NYC. least i got a nice sum out of it. small gravy train is still going though BH

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1583 on: February 03, 2017, 03:50:52 AM »
Your phone auto-corrects "Np" to "BP" 😂
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1584 on: February 03, 2017, 05:40:28 AM »
...you don't know the basic rules to LMS!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1585 on: February 03, 2017, 09:22:46 AM »
...you don't know the basic rules to LMS!
.... And you might not be...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1586 on: February 06, 2017, 09:39:18 PM »
Someone looked up your office phone number on your firm's website and called you in the middle of the work day to ask you a points question (the guy didn't have my cellphone number).

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1587 on: February 06, 2017, 09:55:46 PM »
Someone looked up your office phone number on your firm's website and called you in the middle of the work day to ask you a points question (the guy didn't have my cellphone number).

Did you bill him?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1588 on: February 06, 2017, 10:12:12 PM »
Did you bill him?
I should. Couldn't believe it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1589 on: February 06, 2017, 10:46:14 PM »
Someone looked up your office phone number on your firm's website and called you in the middle of the work day to ask you a points question (the guy didn't have my cellphone number).
he belongs in the 'You might be a [censored] if..' thread.