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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1590 on: February 06, 2017, 11:01:11 PM »
he belongs in the 'You might be a [censored] if..' thread.
lol true that.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1591 on: February 08, 2017, 08:09:10 PM »
You are getting Crayola spam emails.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1592 on: February 08, 2017, 10:11:00 PM »
You are getting Crayola spam emails.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1593 on: February 22, 2017, 12:59:34 PM »
Every time you read a news article regarding UPS, you think you have an obligation to bump the UPS method thread.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1594 on: February 22, 2017, 01:04:54 PM »
:(   Guilty as charged. I pledge to reform, your honor.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1595 on: February 22, 2017, 01:38:36 PM »
:(   Guilty as charged. I pledge to reform, your honor.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1596 on: February 27, 2017, 12:39:50 AM »
If you know how to fly the world for free... but can't figure out how to upload a photo onto the internets' for free!

Yeah except it's a few extra steps to get the url of the image, instead of the url to gyazo's website where they show you the image. And it makes you pay to use features I used in MonoSnap for free...

That's why I ditched gyazo a few months ago


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1597 on: February 27, 2017, 12:41:50 AM »
If you know how to fly the world for free... but can't figure out how to upload a photo onto the internets' for free!
If you've figured out how to do it for free, but you choose to pay so that everyone can see your pearls of wisdom (even those on tapa)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1598 on: February 27, 2017, 12:45:52 AM »
If you've figured out how to do it for free, but you choose to pay so that everyone can see your pearls of wisdom (even those on tapa)
Certainly one way to look at it

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1599 on: March 12, 2017, 06:45:46 PM »
Your smashed and still checking out the forums
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1600 on: March 12, 2017, 07:22:24 PM »
Your smashed and still checking out the forums
Here
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1601 on: March 12, 2017, 07:23:10 PM »
Memories last forever, make them while you can.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1602 on: March 12, 2017, 08:02:21 PM »
Lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1603 on: March 12, 2017, 08:11:21 PM »
Here
I thought DDF closes for Purim.
you wanna get me a ride to yeshiva for dancing.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1604 on: March 12, 2017, 09:03:17 PM »
I thought DDF closes for Purim.
you wanna get me a ride to yeshiva for dancing.
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