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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1695 on: April 30, 2019, 03:24:24 AM »
.....if you are wondering if Bill Belichick was really on Dan's flight today to Amsterdam...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1696 on: April 30, 2019, 03:34:30 AM »
You're up at 3AM trying to book a flight that's probably not bookable and less than ideal because it's a great redemption...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1697 on: April 30, 2019, 04:09:17 AM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on April 30, 2019, 03:34:30 AM
You're up at 3AM trying to book a flight that's probably not bookable and less than ideal because it's a great redemption...
:) same here...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1698 on: April 30, 2019, 04:12:11 AM »
Quote from: User6669 on April 30, 2019, 04:09:17 AM
:) same here...
don't try taking my seats 😡😡😡
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1699 on: April 30, 2019, 04:38:58 AM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on April 30, 2019, 03:34:30 AM
You're up at 3AM trying to book a flight that's probably not bookable and less than ideal because it's a great redemption...
To late to think now, tomorrow is another day. But would love to finish my itinerary, save me a seat..or rather seats.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1700 on: April 30, 2019, 04:46:45 AM »
2 PNRs created, neither ticketed.
No miles deducted.
Phone disconnected.
Sigh.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1701 on: April 30, 2019, 08:16:26 AM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on April 30, 2019, 04:46:45 AM
2 PNRs created, neither ticketed.
No miles deducted.
Phone disconnected.
Sigh.
Gotta burn those AA miles today for the 10% off  ::)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1702 on: April 30, 2019, 09:21:34 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on April 30, 2019, 02:42:52 AM
I guess the Easter egg stayed too long in the incubator, so the duck got a little burnt. Or maybe it’s due to the change of hashgocha on the ducks.
Lol, well done
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1703 on: April 30, 2019, 12:16:12 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1704 on: May 05, 2019, 05:28:38 PM »
If you’re trying to type “exhausted” in a random text & after typing “ex” @ExGingi pops up as one of the 2 choices on word suggestion.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1705 on: May 05, 2019, 08:47:10 PM »
When you see 32B on the departures sign at the airport and wonder why they are listing the aircraft.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1706 on: May 05, 2019, 09:14:17 PM »
Quote from: davidrotts63 on May 05, 2019, 08:47:10 PM
When you see 32B on the departures sign at the airport and wonder why they are listing the aircraft.

As long as it isn’t 32BM (ע״ה).  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1707 on: May 14, 2019, 05:35:49 PM »
Amex and Chase tag team FR you
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1708 on: May 14, 2019, 05:45:24 PM »
Beluga means a plane and you might be a Yeshiva Bocher if it means a vodka
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1709 on: May 14, 2019, 05:47:28 PM »
Quote from: yitrap on May 14, 2019, 05:45:24 PM
Beluga means a plane and you might be a Yeshiva Bocher if it means a vodka
You like that bottle? :)
In what language does it mean plane?
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