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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1720 on: May 26, 2019, 10:08:09 AM »
...You don't get upset at the credit card newbie in front of u at 7/11 taking 20 minutes sorting through 30 cards trying to figure out which card will give him more points on a $1.50 Slurpee

you get to a certain point and you stop overthinking the extra 2 points.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1721 on: May 26, 2019, 11:36:51 AM »
...You don't get upset at the credit card newbie in front of u at 7/11 taking 20 minutes sorting through 30 cards trying to figure out which card will give him more points on a $1.50 Slurpee
Should have stepped in with advice.  May not have speeded it up, but would have been more entertaining than waiting.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1722 on: May 26, 2019, 01:32:59 PM »
you get to a certain point and you stop overthinking the extra 2 points.
Or 10, if you have the right card
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1723 on: May 26, 2019, 01:35:06 PM »
Or 10, if you have the right card
Sooper seekrit card that gets 10ppd?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1724 on: May 26, 2019, 01:36:56 PM »
Or 10, if you have the right card

well once you figure out how to automate 1c charges its really not worth overthinking

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1725 on: May 26, 2019, 02:30:25 PM »
well once you figure out how to automate 1c charges its really not worth overthinking
So why don't you work on figuring that out?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1726 on: May 26, 2019, 02:47:35 PM »
So why don't you work on figuring that out?

you think I would post that if I did not know how do it?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1727 on: May 26, 2019, 02:48:59 PM »
you think I would post that if I did not know how do it?

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not responding to PMs...
I was just trying to figure that out, wouldn't PM you if you're just trolling :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1728 on: May 26, 2019, 03:03:15 PM »
you think I would post that if I did not know how do it?

my test month

not responding to PMs...
Do we have a "Nominate the Ultimate Troll" thread?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1729 on: May 26, 2019, 03:49:48 PM »
well once you figure out how to automate 1c charges its really not worth overthinking
Got that covered. Not sure at what point they will decide they've had enough of me though...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1730 on: May 26, 2019, 03:50:14 PM »
Sooper seekrit card that gets 10ppd?
Far from sooper seekrit
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1731 on: May 28, 2019, 03:13:50 PM »
You're trying to imagine what you can do with 5# of Baking Soda.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1732 on: May 28, 2019, 03:20:59 PM »
You're trying to imagine what you can do with 5# of Baking Soda.
Buy 10gal of vinegar
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1733 on: May 28, 2019, 04:21:18 PM »
Do we have a "Nominate the Ultimate Troll" thread?
yup
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1734 on: July 11, 2019, 03:46:00 AM »
...You don't get upset at the credit card newbie in front of u at 7/11 taking 20 minutes sorting through 30 cards trying to figure out which card will give him more points on a $1.50 Slurpee

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1735 on: July 21, 2019, 05:20:36 PM »
you bought stuff on Prime Day and received it on Amazon Day
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1736 on: November 03, 2019, 02:37:21 PM »
...you're planning an itinerary involving 10 flights but are unhappy because it "looks boring on a map".

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1737 on: November 03, 2019, 02:45:45 PM »
Get a new map.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1739 on: November 03, 2019, 06:37:43 PM »
...you're planning an itinerary involving 10 flights but are unhappy because it "looks boring on a map".

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