Get a new map.
Lol, maybe plot in on a real map hung on the wall with pushpins and red string
I use yellow string.
You turn on the TV and Hannity is on, and the first person that comes to mind is CV
Especially if you don't have a TV like most on DDF.
Nobody said anyone has a TV, maybe you're at a hotel, or on a plane
...or Kool-Aid!!!
Right. If you'd have a TV you might not be a DDFer. But when you DON'T HAVE ONE and turn one on in a hotel or plane and see Hannity, and CV comes to mind (and CV doesn't mean curriculum vitae to you), then you must be a DDFer.
...You start looking for a wife because you ran out of sign up bonuses
FTFY
Fixed what?
The headline.
Maybe fix your grammar also?
May vs might?
Your sentence seems to adhere to regular english grammar rules.