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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2013, 11:52:39 AM »
..you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate....
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2013, 12:06:06 PM »
...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month...
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2013, 12:07:37 PM »
...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does...
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2013, 12:08:12 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 01, 2013, 12:07:37 PM
...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does...
:D
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2013, 12:09:15 PM »
Quote from: AsherO on March 01, 2013, 12:07:37 PM
...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does...

 :) ;) :D ;D

I think she still beats me all the time....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2013, 12:22:33 PM »
Lol. I would say...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2013, 12:48:13 PM »
Quote from: Dan on March 01, 2013, 11:10:33 AM
...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2013, 12:51:15 PM »
You rummage in your wife's pocketbook every month to change her 'default' credit card.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2013, 12:59:51 PM »
Quote from: arie on March 01, 2013, 12:51:15 PM
You rummage in your wife's pocketbook every month to change her 'default' credit card.
You rummage through your wallet for about 7 minutes trying figure out the best card  for your 119.95 purchase of a coffee maker in Kohls in quarter 3.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2013, 01:01:41 PM »
...You run a cost-benefit analysis on whether to buy your camera on SPG for return/warranty protection or on GCs bought with Ink for 5ppd...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2013, 01:04:38 PM »
Quote from: Dan on March 01, 2013, 01:01:41 PM
...You run a cost-benefit analysis on whether to buy your camera on SPG for return/warranty protection or on GCs bought with Ink for 5ppd...
Lol.
Being a ddfer comes with making hard choices.  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2013, 01:13:50 PM »
Quote from: arie on March 01, 2013, 12:51:15 PM
You rummage in your wife's pocketbook every month to change her 'default' credit card.
+1 I just tell her which card to use, but unfortunately she forgets alot of the time... Maybe I should just hide all the other cards.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2013, 01:16:55 PM »
You offer to pay someone's bill in line in cvs and he pays u in cash!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2013, 01:26:50 PM »
You can fill out a credit card application in 45 seconds flat.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2013, 01:29:23 PM »
Quote from: SavingsBigtime on March 01, 2013, 01:16:55 PM
You offer to pay someone's bill in line in cvs anywhere and he pays u in cash!
FTFY
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