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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #60 on: March 02, 2013, 06:36:53 PM »
Quote from: rots5 on March 02, 2013, 06:33:50 PM
...when a guy says to all his friends in a very aggressive way "ya, well my father, met dan!" and all u can do is just laugh  ;)  ;)
Way too funny!

...When you don't bother booking tickets anymore till the day of.

...When you build card towers out of credit cards, (SP as the base of course).

...When you've booked multiple hotel rooms for nights and don't stay in any of them.

...When you base your vacations on award availability.

...When your chavrusa knows there are coffee breaks and DDF breaks during seder.

...When your source on halacha/vaccines/politics/family issues etc. is from people you have never even met!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #61 on: March 02, 2013, 07:34:43 PM »
What a great thread! I laughed at every one :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #62 on: March 02, 2013, 07:38:14 PM »
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... your work is DDF  :D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #63 on: March 02, 2013, 11:18:20 PM »
.....when your kids toy breaks she wants to dispute it with Amex ...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2013, 11:24:09 PM »
Quote from: mow on March 02, 2013, 11:18:20 PM
.....when your kids toy breaks she wants to dispute it with Amex ...

Haha
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #65 on: March 03, 2013, 03:22:53 AM »
Airports have no names- only acronyms.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #66 on: March 03, 2013, 03:31:44 AM »
....when ur mom joins ddf....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #67 on: March 03, 2013, 03:34:36 AM »
When you wake up in the middle of the night to check "new unread topics"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #68 on: March 03, 2013, 04:03:42 AM »
when your wife knows she is not allowed to checkout on an online order before the husband comes to finalize it (with all kind of portals, coupons, shipping waiver shtick etc)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #69 on: March 03, 2013, 07:12:34 AM »
when you have a box full of cc/empty gift cards you store for sentimental reasons
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #70 on: March 03, 2013, 08:30:47 AM »
Quote from: satturn on March 03, 2013, 03:22:53 AM
Airports have no names- only acronyms.
Cities have no names, only airport codes.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #71 on: March 03, 2013, 09:27:11 AM »
Quote from: aj26 on March 03, 2013, 07:12:34 AM
when you have a box full of cc/empty gift cards you store for sentimental reasons
lol +1
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #72 on: March 03, 2013, 09:34:14 AM »
Quote from: aj26 on March 03, 2013, 07:12:34 AM
when you have boxes full of cancelled cc you store for sentimental reasons
Ftfy  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #73 on: March 03, 2013, 09:46:06 AM »
Quote from: aj26 on March 03, 2013, 07:12:34 AM
when you have a box full of canceled cc you store for sentimental reasons your wallpaper in office one day
Quote from: Dan on March 03, 2013, 09:34:14 AM
Ftfy  :)
FTFY  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #74 on: March 03, 2013, 09:47:37 AM »
....when the bank who's the mortgage provider for your new home is also the one who paid for 85% of the down payment.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #75 on: March 03, 2013, 10:06:59 AM »
.... When you take your wife's pocketbook with you into the bathroom, to take care of business...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #76 on: March 03, 2013, 10:10:13 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on March 03, 2013, 10:06:59 AM
.... When you take your wife's pocketbook with you into the bathroom, to take care of business...
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #77 on: March 03, 2013, 10:17:44 AM »
Quote from: rots5 on March 03, 2013, 10:10:13 AM
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #78 on: March 03, 2013, 10:31:12 AM »
...You are shocked when the mail comes and it doesn't include a billing statement...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #79 on: March 03, 2013, 10:36:08 AM »
Quote from: Dan on March 03, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
...You are shocked when the mail comes and it doesn't include a billing statement...
You still get the paper version?
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