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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #75 on: March 03, 2013, 10:06:59 AM »
.... When you take your wife's pocketbook with you into the bathroom, to take care of business...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #76 on: March 03, 2013, 10:10:13 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on March 03, 2013, 10:06:59 AM
.... When you take your wife's pocketbook with you into the bathroom, to take care of business...
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #77 on: March 03, 2013, 10:17:44 AM »
Quote from: rots5 on March 03, 2013, 10:10:13 AM
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)

Take care of business on my s3 and need information from there (card numbers, routing numbers).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #78 on: March 03, 2013, 10:31:12 AM »
...You are shocked when the mail comes and it doesn't include a billing statement...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #79 on: March 03, 2013, 10:36:08 AM »
Quote from: Dan on March 03, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
...You are shocked when the mail comes and it doesn't include a billing statement...
You still get the paper version?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #80 on: March 03, 2013, 10:37:42 AM »
Quote from: ashers on March 03, 2013, 10:36:08 AM
You still get the paper version?
For tax reasons you should keep em for over 7 years. My accounts rarely last that long online.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #81 on: March 03, 2013, 12:41:42 PM »
your kids have more canceled credit cards to play with than real toys
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #82 on: March 03, 2013, 02:05:01 PM »
Quote from: Dan on March 03, 2013, 10:37:42 AM
For tax reasons you should keep em for over 7 years. My accounts rarely last that long online.
i just download them i find it easier-all the pdf's in one folder
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #83 on: March 03, 2013, 02:11:36 PM »
Quote from: rots5 on March 03, 2013, 10:10:13 AM
i don't get it...but sounds creepy.  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #85 on: March 03, 2013, 02:37:17 PM »
Quote from: moko on March 03, 2013, 02:05:01 PM
i just download them i find it easier-all the pdf's in one folder
Oh well. Call me old-fashioned.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #86 on: March 03, 2013, 02:45:03 PM »
Quote from: moko on March 03, 2013, 02:05:01 PM
Quote from: Dan on March 03, 2013, 10:37:42 AM
Quote from: ashers on March 03, 2013, 10:36:08 AM
You still get the paper version?
For tax reasons you should keep em for over 7 years. My accounts rarely last that long online.
i just download them i find it easier-all the pdf's in one folder
I get the paper versions so that I remember to look it over. Then every couple of months I download the PDFs. :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #87 on: March 03, 2013, 02:49:31 PM »
.... You are wishing that your life moves faster....

Amex payments every month, months since last AOR, Bluebird limit, statement should close already....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #88 on: March 03, 2013, 03:07:52 PM »
...your sob stories never end....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #89 on: March 03, 2013, 04:53:19 PM »
Quote from: mow on March 02, 2013, 11:18:20 PM
.....when your kids toy breaks she wants to dispute it with Amex ...
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