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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #120 on: March 05, 2013, 01:57:59 PM »
...you're actually excited when things don't go 100% smooth when flying...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #121 on: March 05, 2013, 02:05:55 PM »
...you're actually excited when things don't go 100% smooth when flying...
Lol!!! So true! Got to add and anything wrong with a hotel.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #122 on: March 05, 2013, 02:11:02 PM »
You don't flip out when you are told your luggage was delayed.
...you're actually excited when things don't go 100% smooth when flying...
hmm...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #123 on: March 05, 2013, 02:55:56 PM »
Lol!!! So true! Got to add and anything wrong with a hotel.
yups. So true  ;)  its like that one time a friend of mine found a spider in his cup of water - got free meals for 2.5 weeks!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #124 on: March 05, 2013, 11:41:09 PM »
...you've referred to a vacation in <city name> as a DO in <airport code>.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #125 on: March 06, 2013, 01:07:32 PM »
..... The numbers 4420 6203 mean something special to you......

... If Vanilla is much much more then an ice cream flavor...

.... You spend more time at your local CVS than you do at home

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #126 on: March 06, 2013, 01:33:57 PM »
..... The numbers 4420 6203 mean something special to you......

... If Vanilla is much much more then an ice cream flavor...

.... You spend more time at your local CVS than you do at home

does it take u that long on cvs?  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #127 on: March 06, 2013, 02:02:29 PM »
You can easily pull the name, age, grade, class teacher, and recent test result of every child of any csr in the chase reconsideration dept.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #128 on: March 06, 2013, 02:03:52 PM »
When u finish with a csr and before they have a chance you say, "and no, there's nothing else that you can help me today with".....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #129 on: March 06, 2013, 02:11:09 PM »
..... You press 1 to take the survey and never do

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #130 on: March 06, 2013, 02:13:42 PM »
..... You press 1 to take the survey and never do
i always think they'll be nicer to us if u select it
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #131 on: March 06, 2013, 03:04:57 PM »
....you leave in the middle of a work day for a chance to eat lunch with Dan
I have nothing witty to write here....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #132 on: March 06, 2013, 03:14:36 PM »
....you leave in the middle of a work day for a chance to eat lunch with Dan

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #133 on: March 06, 2013, 05:34:22 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #134 on: March 06, 2013, 06:06:18 PM »
Have you done this before?
Is this question for me or sky?
I have nothing witty to write here....