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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #135 on: March 06, 2013, 06:11:06 PM »
Is this question for me or sky?
Sky. It should probably end with a :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #136 on: March 06, 2013, 06:19:54 PM »
....you leave in the middle of a work day for a chance to eat lunch with Dan
You are obviously not making enough from your miles!  ;) ;)  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #137 on: March 06, 2013, 06:40:07 PM »
You are obviously not making enough from your miles!  ;) ;)  :P

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #138 on: March 07, 2013, 08:03:43 AM »
...You cringe everytime you see someone pull out an amex green card
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #139 on: March 07, 2013, 08:50:20 AM »
...You faint everytime you see someone pull out an crapital one card

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #140 on: March 07, 2013, 08:50:54 AM »
Have you done this before?

Nope - just happy someone else has :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #141 on: March 07, 2013, 10:11:26 AM »
...you have hidden stashes of VRs at CVS's all over town

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #142 on: March 07, 2013, 10:13:12 AM »
...you have hidden stashes of VRs at CVS's all over town


I always look for stashes at CVS when I go. Where does everyone stash them?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #143 on: March 07, 2013, 11:48:09 AM »

I always look for stashes at CVS when I go. Where does everyone stash them?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #144 on: March 07, 2013, 03:39:18 PM »
...you don't have a job!  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #145 on: March 07, 2013, 03:43:56 PM »
...you don't have a job!  :)
Speak for yourself  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #146 on: March 07, 2013, 04:25:24 PM »
Speak for yourself  ;)
Just going by what many have told me.  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #147 on: March 07, 2013, 04:25:49 PM »
...When you HUCA more than you HOOKAH
(or when you HUCA in the Sukkah)

...When you "SM" more than you "SMS"

...When you 2BM more than you learn in the BM (ok this one was weak lol)

...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill herself





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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #148 on: March 07, 2013, 04:27:00 PM »
...When you HUCA more than you HOOKAH

...When you "SM" more than you "SMS"

...When you 2BM more than you learn in the BM (ok this one is true, this WEEK lol) soif zman

...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill herself

tweaked it up a bit
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #149 on: March 07, 2013, 05:00:19 PM »


...When you 2BM more than you learn in the BM (ok this one was weak lol)

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