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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #150 on: March 07, 2013, 05:04:58 PM »
  :-*
Not so sure if this was the appropriate context  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #151 on: March 07, 2013, 05:19:59 PM »
Not so sure if this was the appropriate context  ;)
Yeah, its getting late
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #152 on: March 07, 2013, 05:25:52 PM »
Yeah, its getting late
Still 6 1/2 hours left in the day plenty of time.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #153 on: March 07, 2013, 05:28:07 PM »
...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill herself
That's not who she wants to kill....
Don't delude yourself....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #154 on: March 07, 2013, 05:52:30 PM »
...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill herself you for talking about it everywhere you go.
FTFY  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #155 on: March 07, 2013, 08:23:16 PM »

...Whenever you go to a shabbas meal people ask you about churning because they know you know this stuff and your wife wants to kill Dan
how's that for ftfy?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #156 on: March 07, 2013, 08:23:53 PM »
What's with all the hating wives?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #157 on: March 07, 2013, 08:25:45 PM »
What's with all the hating wives?
Ask them... :D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #158 on: March 07, 2013, 08:30:25 PM »
What's with all the hating wives?
Its a love-hate relationship.
They hate DDF, but love flying around the world for free.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #159 on: March 08, 2013, 12:38:55 AM »
What's with all the hating wives?
Not sure. DW even helps out buying GC/VR's.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2013, 12:59:46 AM »
What's with all the hating wives?

by me, its my husband rolling his eyes.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #161 on: March 08, 2013, 02:28:24 AM »
Not sure. DW even helps out buying GC/VR's.
+1
Although the fact that I'm based out of the country negates GC/VRs, but she helps with whatever DDF thing I happen to be doing
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #162 on: March 08, 2013, 08:00:49 AM »
All you with the helpful wives.

Ah, mine signed up recently for 2! worthless cards without knowing what she's doing, didn't even know she's signing up for a credit card. Ruining her credit with all these stupid pulls. She still wants the money though.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #163 on: March 08, 2013, 08:12:11 AM »
All you with the helpful wives.

Ah, mine signed up recently for 2! worthless cards without knowing what she's doing, didn't even know she's signing up for a credit card. Ruining her credit with all these stupid pulls. She still wants the money though.

Ouch. You sound mad. Maybe it's about time there was a DO for woman that included the basics.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #164 on: March 08, 2013, 08:14:34 AM »
Ouch. You sound mad. Maybe it's about time there was a DO for woman that included the basics.
Or a seminar if Dan wasn't so sexist with his separate events  ::)
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