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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #165 on: March 08, 2013, 09:01:07 AM »
The only reason you go to the bank is for singles for the pushke.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #166 on: March 08, 2013, 10:29:11 AM »
Or a seminar if Dan wasn't so sexist with his separate events  ::)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #167 on: March 12, 2013, 01:35:04 PM »
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #168 on: March 12, 2013, 05:48:44 PM »
When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
That would belong in the "You might be a FWFer if ...) thread.  ;)
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #169 on: March 12, 2013, 05:54:44 PM »
That would belong in the "You might be a FWFer if ...) thread.  ;)
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #170 on: March 12, 2013, 05:58:44 PM »
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #171 on: March 12, 2013, 05:59:47 PM »
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #172 on: March 12, 2013, 06:00:38 PM »
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I guess you didn't hang around DDF long enough, even if you think your posts show it.

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #173 on: March 12, 2013, 06:01:57 PM »
I guess you didn't hang around DDF long enough, even if you think your posts show it.
Sorry, just here to learn.
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #174 on: March 12, 2013, 06:03:55 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #175 on: March 29, 2013, 07:11:29 PM »
...the genre of movies you like to watch it is best described as "whatever LX/LH/UA/CX/SQ/etc. has in their VOD selection". ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #176 on: April 17, 2013, 01:10:13 PM »
...you agree with a friend while having a conversation and your first thought is not to say I agree but "+1"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #177 on: April 21, 2013, 03:36:46 PM »
...you agree with a friend while having a conversation and your first thought is not to say I agree but "+1"

+1

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #178 on: May 07, 2013, 03:59:46 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #179 on: May 07, 2013, 05:14:15 PM »
... somebody asked you if you liked hookah, and you told them you'd rather be approved on the first call.