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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #180 on: May 07, 2013, 05:21:59 PM »
Quote from: bem684 on May 07, 2013, 05:14:15 PM
... somebody asked you if you liked hookah, and you told them you'd rather be approved on the first call.
Don't you mean instant approval?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #181 on: May 07, 2013, 05:54:09 PM »
Quote from: Marco Polo on May 07, 2013, 05:21:59 PM
Don't you mean instant approval?

Touché
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #182 on: May 08, 2013, 05:12:18 AM »
Quote from: Marco Polo on May 07, 2013, 05:21:59 PM
Don't you mean instant approval?

Nah, where's the fun in that? ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #183 on: May 08, 2013, 08:44:16 AM »
Quote from: Moishebatchy on May 08, 2013, 05:12:18 AM
Nah, where's the fun in that? ;D
Thrill of the chase...

Pun intended.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #184 on: May 09, 2013, 07:58:38 PM »
I can't stop laughing after reading this post!!
I see that I'm not the only crazy one out there a DDFer addict.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #185 on: May 09, 2013, 08:04:54 PM »
 :o
Quote from: Chgr50 on May 09, 2013, 07:58:38 PM
I can't stop laughing after reading this post!!
I see that I'm not the only crazy one out there a DDFer addict.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #186 on: May 10, 2013, 12:37:50 PM »
You might be a DDFer if..... your banker wonders what happened to "that guy with the $1 coins"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #187 on: May 10, 2013, 04:50:18 PM »
...the mere mention of the word 'ethical' is enough to give you high blood pressure.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #188 on: May 10, 2013, 04:51:50 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on May 10, 2013, 04:50:18 PM
...the mere mention of the word 'ethical' is enough to give you high blood pressure.

I'm a ddfer and my blood pressure is just fine.

Most people just don't want to be honest with THEMSELVES.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #189 on: May 10, 2013, 04:58:18 PM »
It didn't come across the way I meant it. It was a reference to the 'ethics' thread, and how everyone suddenly walks on eggshells when the topic is brought up anywhere else.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #190 on: May 10, 2013, 05:28:00 PM »
... for a couple of months you do all your shopping at pharmacies, or gas stations
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #191 on: May 10, 2013, 05:33:05 PM »
...the mere mention of the word 'ethical' brings a smile to your face.  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #192 on: May 10, 2013, 05:34:08 PM »
...you are called a "young grasshopper".
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #193 on: May 10, 2013, 06:14:22 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on May 10, 2013, 05:34:08 PM
...you are called a "young grasshopper".
Quote from: Numbers 13:33
There we saw the giants... In our eyes, we seemed like grasshoppers, and so we were in their eyes.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #194 on: May 10, 2013, 06:56:11 PM »
So the real flaw is feeling like a grasshopper, not being a grasshopper.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #195 on: May 10, 2013, 07:20:58 PM »
Quote from: DH Data Recovery on May 10, 2013, 06:56:11 PM
So the real flaw is feeling like a grasshopper, not being a grasshopper.
Feeling like a grasshopper will cause others to see you as a grasshopper...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #196 on: May 10, 2013, 07:26:06 PM »
Exactly! When in truth perhaps you really aren't a grasshopper at all...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #197 on: May 10, 2013, 07:29:30 PM »
Should I check with Master Po about all this grasshopper stuff?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #198 on: May 22, 2013, 04:37:34 PM »
your cc this month will have load of .01 charges
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #199 on: May 22, 2013, 04:37:56 PM »
Quote from: ari101 on May 22, 2013, 04:37:34 PM
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