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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #210 on: May 23, 2013, 10:52:10 AM »
... somebody asked you if you liked hookah, and you told them you'd rather be approved on the first call.

Even though this joke was already mentioned, you phrased it the best.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #211 on: May 23, 2013, 10:55:05 AM »
Even though this joke was already mentioned, you phrased it the best.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #212 on: May 23, 2013, 07:28:44 PM »
@Dov LMAO!
You might be a DDFer if when your chavrusa says a chiddush you respond "Link?" (I caught myself a couple of times!)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #213 on: May 24, 2013, 03:22:24 PM »
@Dov LMAO!
Glad someone is loosing weight. Though i'd rather it were me.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #214 on: May 25, 2013, 07:23:36 PM »
If you have JS folder for emails.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #215 on: May 25, 2013, 07:29:07 PM »
If you have JS folder for emails.
can we take a poll?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #216 on: June 05, 2013, 09:21:16 AM »
If every so often you find yourself hitting alt+s to send an email.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #217 on: June 05, 2013, 09:34:19 AM »
If you know multiple SS#'s on the tip of your tounge.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #218 on: June 05, 2013, 09:38:17 AM »
If you call Chase more than you call your mother.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #219 on: June 05, 2013, 09:41:28 AM »
If you call Chase more than you call your mother.
lol, along the same line.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #220 on: June 05, 2013, 01:18:39 PM »
A bit nuts. But i enjoy calling reps. Its def fun!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #221 on: June 05, 2013, 01:27:38 PM »
A bit nuts. But i enjoy calling reps. Its def fun!
Can you do mine? I hate it!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #222 on: June 05, 2013, 01:28:33 PM »
Can you do mine? I hate it!
did u say 20%

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #223 on: June 05, 2013, 01:30:33 PM »
did u say 20%
I should pay tou for your thrill? You should pay me :P

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #224 on: June 05, 2013, 01:35:06 PM »
I should pay tou for your thrill? You should pay me :P
a typical jewish costumer. always think the worker should pay bec he enjoys his job...
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