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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #240 on: August 16, 2013, 01:58:54 PM »
Childs play for most people here, but probably a lot more than the average 20yr old

You're 20 years old? ???

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #241 on: August 16, 2013, 02:14:01 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #242 on: August 17, 2013, 01:33:18 PM »
probably meant 20's.
+1, but FTR, this didn't happen this year
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #243 on: August 17, 2013, 04:18:30 PM »
+1, but FTR, this didn't happen this year
and im sure it didnt happen when u were 20 either :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #244 on: August 24, 2013, 09:23:24 PM »
...you're saying Parshas Vayishlach tonight (a segulah to say on Motzei Shabbos before traveling) because you are IY"H flying to Israel this week, yet you have no ticket yet, or even anything on hold.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #245 on: August 24, 2013, 09:33:15 PM »
...you're saying Parshas Vayishlach tonight (a segulah to say on Motzei Shabbos before traveling) because you are IY"H flying to Israel this week, yet you have no ticket yet, or even anything on hold.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #246 on: August 25, 2013, 12:50:52 AM »
So kol bseder?

Yeah, B"H. But what true DDFer makes a ticket so far in advance?! :P

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #247 on: August 25, 2013, 08:29:52 AM »
...you have to inject religion into every thread.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #248 on: August 25, 2013, 08:34:56 AM »
...you have to inject religion into every thread.
...And can't mention religion without discussing morals.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #249 on: August 25, 2013, 09:01:55 AM »
...you have to inject religion into every thread.
...And can't mention religion without discussing morals.
...and think religion and ethics are the same thing.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #250 on: August 25, 2013, 09:04:29 AM »
...and think religion and ethics are the same thing.
So, that means you are still a TzuGekummene.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #251 on: August 25, 2013, 09:11:00 AM »
...you need to use Google for every thread.  >:(
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #252 on: August 25, 2013, 09:11:37 AM »
...even Google does not help.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #253 on: August 25, 2013, 09:12:07 AM »
...and think religion and ethics are the same thing.
what's that gotta do with DDF?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #254 on: August 25, 2013, 09:15:33 AM »
...you ask questions in the "You might be a DDFer if..." thread.  :P
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