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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Offline dirah

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #255 on: August 25, 2013, 09:16:41 AM »
...you ask questions in the "You might be a DDFer if..." thread.  :P
Nah, that is a sure sign that he is also a TzuGekummene - even if he has 997 posts.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #256 on: August 25, 2013, 09:18:13 AM »
...you ask questions in the "You might be a DDFer if..." thread.  :P
actually bringing up topics in the right thread is a n00b thing :P

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #257 on: August 27, 2013, 08:28:41 PM »
Your two-year-old believes that credit cards are cool toys and begins asking you for some to play with.

...And you find plenty of expired cards to give him!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #258 on: August 27, 2013, 08:31:09 PM »
Your two-year-old believes that credit cards are cool toys and begins asking you for some to play with.

...And you find plenty of expired cards to give him!
+1
The cheapest toys: canceled credit cards...
Love me or hate me. I still love you.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #259 on: August 28, 2013, 12:01:03 AM »
You think the Day of Judgement is only for n00bs that start unnecessary new threads
Live forever or die trying.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #260 on: August 28, 2013, 12:03:27 AM »
You think the Day of Judgement is only for n00bs that start unnecessary new threads
Whoa!
"להסתובב זה לא אומר להיות חופשי"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #261 on: August 28, 2013, 02:38:38 AM »
+1
The cheapest toys: canceled credit cards...
Not cheap, They earn(ed) for you, better than cheap ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #262 on: September 07, 2013, 07:50:34 PM »
+1
The cheapest toys: canceled credit cards...

Yup, and the most expensive toy you can give your kid is an active credit card. :D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #263 on: September 10, 2013, 08:35:57 PM »
...you see a facebook post where someone wrote "kol hakavod" and you're tempted to add an "e" to the end.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #264 on: September 11, 2013, 11:22:26 AM »
...you see a facebook post where someone wrote "kol hakavod" and you're tempted to add an "e" to the end.

ALOL

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #265 on: September 12, 2013, 10:14:31 PM »
Someone starts discussing a previously discussed topic and you blurt out "there's a thread for that!".

OR

Someone shows you a picture/video you've already seen or tells you a joke you've already heard etc. and you have to hold back from saying "REPOST!".
"להסתובב זה לא אומר להיות חופשי"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #266 on: October 06, 2013, 08:13:06 PM »
......you're 90 year old Zaidy calls you late each night reading off the current credit card offers he received in the mail that day.
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #267 on: October 06, 2013, 10:27:05 PM »
Someone starts discussing a previously discussed topic and you blurt out "there's a thread for that!".

OR

Someone shows you a picture/video you've already seen or tells you a joke you've already heard etc. and you have to hold back from saying "REPOST!".
Favorited!


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #268 on: October 11, 2013, 03:21:19 PM »
Your whitelist only consists of websites mentioned on ddf.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #269 on: October 11, 2013, 03:48:47 PM »
Your whitelist only consists of websites mentioned on ddf.
can't imagine there are too many ddfers that use whitelist filtering