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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #260 on: August 28, 2013, 12:03:27 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on August 28, 2013, 12:01:03 AM
You think the Day of Judgement is only for n00bs that start unnecessary new threads
Whoa!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #261 on: August 28, 2013, 02:38:38 AM »
Quote from: meshugener on August 27, 2013, 08:31:09 PM
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The cheapest toys: canceled credit cards...
Not cheap, They earn(ed) for you, better than cheap ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #262 on: September 07, 2013, 07:50:34 PM »
Quote from: meshugener on August 27, 2013, 08:31:09 PM
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The cheapest toys: canceled credit cards...

Yup, and the most expensive toy you can give your kid is an active credit card. :D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #263 on: September 10, 2013, 08:35:57 PM »
...you see a facebook post where someone wrote "kol hakavod" and you're tempted to add an "e" to the end.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #264 on: September 11, 2013, 11:22:26 AM »
Quote from: whYME on September 10, 2013, 08:35:57 PM
...you see a facebook post where someone wrote "kol hakavod" and you're tempted to add an "e" to the end.

ALOL
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #265 on: September 12, 2013, 10:14:31 PM »
Someone starts discussing a previously discussed topic and you blurt out "there's a thread for that!".

OR

Someone shows you a picture/video you've already seen or tells you a joke you've already heard etc. and you have to hold back from saying "REPOST!".
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #266 on: October 06, 2013, 08:13:06 PM »
......you're 90 year old Zaidy calls you late each night reading off the current credit card offers he received in the mail that day.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #267 on: October 06, 2013, 10:27:05 PM »
Quote from: DovtheBear on September 12, 2013, 10:14:31 PM
Someone starts discussing a previously discussed topic and you blurt out "there's a thread for that!".

OR

Someone shows you a picture/video you've already seen or tells you a joke you've already heard etc. and you have to hold back from saying "REPOST!".
Favorited!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #268 on: October 11, 2013, 03:21:19 PM »
Your whitelist only consists of websites mentioned on ddf.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #269 on: October 11, 2013, 03:48:47 PM »
Quote from: notanonymous on October 11, 2013, 03:21:19 PM
Your whitelist only consists of websites mentioned on ddf.
can't imagine there are too many ddfers that use whitelist filtering
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #270 on: November 12, 2013, 12:26:03 AM »
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #271 on: November 12, 2013, 02:32:23 AM »
Quote from: Barryg on November 12, 2013, 12:26:03 AM
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
Lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #272 on: November 12, 2013, 03:00:29 AM »
Quote from: Barryg on November 12, 2013, 12:26:03 AM
You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
...or you might be a drunk.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #273 on: November 12, 2013, 09:16:19 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on November 12, 2013, 03:00:29 AM
...or you might be a drunk.
Ya, the average drunk wakes up at 6:30 in the morning...
Quote from: CountValentine on November 12, 2013, 03:00:29 AM
...or you might be a drunk.
@ $5 plus tip per beer, it would be a pretty expensive way to be a drunk...
Quote from: CountValentine on November 12, 2013, 03:00:29 AM
...or you might be a drunk.
Was that your first impression?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #274 on: November 12, 2013, 10:38:32 AM »
Quote from: Barryg on November 12, 2013, 09:16:19 AM
Ya, the average drunk wakes up at 6:30 in the morning...@ $5 plus tip per beer, it would be a pretty expensive way to be a drunk...Was that your first impression?
An executive?  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #275 on: November 12, 2013, 10:44:31 AM »
Quote from: Chaikel on March 07, 2013, 08:03:43 AM
...You cringe everytime you see someone pull out an amex green card

or a citi debit card :o
(my sister....who can meet a threshold without manufacturing spending)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #276 on: November 12, 2013, 10:47:52 AM »
Quote from: Chaikel on March 07, 2013, 08:03:43 AM
...You cringe everytime you see someone pull out an amex green card
...or cash at Bottlehouse.  :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #277 on: November 12, 2013, 10:54:20 AM »
You can't understand someone paying in a grocery with a card that isn't a Blue Cash Preferred.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #278 on: November 12, 2013, 10:56:22 AM »
...if you don't understand why someone would not use BCP at a grocery store.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #279 on: November 12, 2013, 12:31:42 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on November 12, 2013, 10:56:22 AM
...if you don't understand why someone would not use BCP at a grocery store.  ;)
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