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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #280 on: November 12, 2013, 07:32:45 PM »
...if you have serious internet addiction.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #281 on: November 12, 2013, 07:49:23 PM »
...if you're wife worries about what you do on the internet.....because she knows it's cc related

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #282 on: November 13, 2013, 10:36:30 AM »
An executive?  :)
No, sorry... Just gotta learn and pray before starting the day...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #283 on: November 15, 2013, 01:07:05 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #284 on: November 16, 2013, 11:21:56 PM »
http://frequentflyerlife.tumblr.com/
I can't possibly be the only one ALOLing at this site, can I?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #285 on: November 16, 2013, 11:24:52 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #286 on: November 16, 2013, 11:36:35 PM »
ROFL!  Absolutely hilarious!
True that. ALOL
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #287 on: November 22, 2013, 02:51:57 PM »
Your new employer pulls your credit report and wants you to explain some things...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #288 on: November 22, 2013, 03:02:50 PM »
... And you tell him that he gotta pay you more than what you earn from them...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #289 on: November 22, 2013, 04:27:04 PM »
... And you tell him that he gotta pay you more than what you earn from them...
Most people aren't paying 6 digits for a beginner employee :-)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #290 on: November 27, 2013, 02:04:00 PM »
.... if you pull up to a gas station and have to back up and flip around because you didn't know which did your gas tank is on

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #291 on: November 27, 2013, 02:14:02 PM »
.... if you pull up to a gas station and have to back up and flip around because you didn't know which did your gas tank is on
And that's because your a ddfer? or is that just a pet peeve?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #292 on: November 27, 2013, 02:17:37 PM »
.... if you pull up to a gas station and have to back up and flip around because you didn't know which did your gas tank is on

Why does that make you a DDFer? I'm confused. Do ddfers not fill up gas?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #293 on: November 27, 2013, 02:20:08 PM »
He means if you're driving rented cars.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #294 on: November 27, 2013, 02:20:49 PM »
He means if you're driving rented cars.

Got it.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #295 on: November 27, 2013, 02:23:37 PM »
He means if you're driving rented cars.
Still... it says on your gauge which side it's on so if you rent alot you should be trained to look there
#experience

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #296 on: November 27, 2013, 02:27:58 PM »
if ur kids start playing with ur active unused credit cards bec they think its the same as the 50-100 used gift cards u gave them to play with.
 - one of my kids took their stack to school, i dont want to know what the teacher thought. especially with the chase ones that i ordered with their names

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #297 on: November 27, 2013, 02:30:25 PM »
.... if you pull up to a gas station and have to back up and flip around because you didn't know which did your gas tank is on
Just look at the arrow on by the gas gauge on the dash.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #298 on: November 27, 2013, 02:33:54 PM »
if ur kids start playing with ur active unused credit cards bec they think its the same as the 50-100 used gift inactive cards u gave them to play with.
+1 but with one change
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #299 on: November 27, 2013, 02:35:56 PM »
Just look at the arrow on by the gas gauge on the dash.
REPOST!!!! (RIP JUDAH)
Still... it says on your gauge which side it's on so if you rent alot you should be trained to look there
#experience