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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #315 on: January 07, 2014, 08:34:47 PM »
You feel the need to explain hotel choices from old trips by saying those were my pre DDF days
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #316 on: January 12, 2014, 04:39:14 AM »
When it comes to tachlis date you check her credit score

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #317 on: January 13, 2014, 06:45:58 AM »
When it comes to tachlis date you check her credit score
that one made me LOL!
The good news is that most girls don't have any credit history until they marry which is a lot better than having negative history!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #318 on: January 13, 2014, 11:46:00 PM »
You camp out at  your local CVS like it's black Friday on Wednesday waiting for the new arrival of VR

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #319 on: January 13, 2014, 11:54:22 PM »
If you walk into a CVS and the cashier tells you 'we're out of stock'. Actually just happened to me lol

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #320 on: January 14, 2014, 04:01:13 PM »
...if you ask...
what's amex bc stand for?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #321 on: January 14, 2014, 09:27:09 PM »
When you go to Staples and the cashier asks if she should ring up all your $200 gift card's at once or separately and then remembers the last 4 digits of your credit card without asking you to show it
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #322 on: January 23, 2014, 02:15:35 PM »
You refer to cities by their airport code.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #323 on: January 26, 2014, 12:22:26 AM »
You refer to cities by their airport code.
Or Airlines by their 2 letter code.


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #324 on: January 26, 2014, 02:12:14 AM »
...if you think AA is an airline and not Adverse Action.
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You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #325 on: January 26, 2014, 02:17:30 AM »
...if you think AA is Adverse Action and not an airline.   ^^ :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #326 on: January 26, 2014, 02:19:09 AM »
...if you think AA is Adverse Action and not an airline.   ^^ :P
That would be a FWFer that hangs out on DDF.  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #327 on: January 26, 2014, 02:22:50 AM »
That would be a FWFer that hangs out on DDF.  :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #328 on: January 26, 2014, 02:28:06 AM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #329 on: January 26, 2014, 02:29:06 AM »

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Speaking of is following that forum worth it? Is it a DDF thing to do as well?