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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #360 on: February 04, 2014, 10:43:05 PM »
Quote from: Emkay on February 04, 2014, 10:38:59 PM
there not married yet;D
When is wedding?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #361 on: February 04, 2014, 10:43:53 PM »
Should be a DO wedding
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #362 on: February 04, 2014, 10:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Emkay on February 04, 2014, 10:38:59 PM
there not me. ried yet;D
*They're

Btw, if you haven't noticed yet,  your emotions don't show up bec you don't leave a  space.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #363 on: February 04, 2014, 10:52:07 PM »
Quote from: Emkay on February 04, 2014, 09:42:16 PM
or didnt restrain yourself and decided she wanted a drink;D;D;D
A drink from CVS? And told her to stay in the car?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #364 on: February 04, 2014, 10:52:54 PM »
Quote from: MC on February 04, 2014, 10:43:53 PM
Should be a DO wedding
How many Avios do i need for a 1 way ticket? :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #365 on: February 04, 2014, 10:53:47 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #366 on: February 04, 2014, 11:00:02 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #367 on: February 04, 2014, 11:04:41 PM »
Quote from: Saver2000 on February 04, 2014, 10:45:17 PM
*They're

Btw, if you haven't noticed yet,  your emotions don't show up bec you don't leave a  space.
I was wondering, any issues I always attribute to tapatalk
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #368 on: February 05, 2014, 12:06:14 PM »
If someone asks you if you if you own a HUCA (Hooka) and you're take aback.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #369 on: February 10, 2014, 07:28:21 AM »
When u flip your VR upside down and scratch right to left to reveal just last 9 digits and save yourself a half a centimeter of fingernail grime bc u know the first number is a 7 #justdidthis
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #370 on: February 10, 2014, 07:33:55 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on February 04, 2014, 10:10:10 PM
it has happened just not through ddf as the shadchan ;D
A lot less explaining to do, and you wont have to change your voice to have his/her CCs reconsidered.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #371 on: February 10, 2014, 08:26:25 AM »
...you want miles because your Citi Exec card did not come in a nice box.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #372 on: February 10, 2014, 09:04:04 AM »
 
Quote from: raphy781 on February 10, 2014, 07:33:55 AM
A lot less explaining to do, and you wont have to change your voice to have his/her CCs reconsidered.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #373 on: February 10, 2014, 09:45:23 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 10, 2014, 08:26:25 AM
...you want miles because your Citi Exec card did not come in a nice box.
Your upset now that yours came in a fancy box!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #374 on: February 10, 2014, 07:47:57 PM »
You pull over immediately every time you feel a buzz in your pocket  ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #375 on: February 10, 2014, 07:58:03 PM »
You once bought a price mistake item in the middle of a meeting.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #376 on: February 10, 2014, 08:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Moishel on February 10, 2014, 07:58:03 PM
You once bought a price mistake item in the middle of a meeting.
I bought the dl tickets on the bus
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #377 on: February 10, 2014, 08:24:42 PM »
Quote from: smurf on February 10, 2014, 08:23:36 PM
I bought the dl tickets on the bus
I bought one in the mall. :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #378 on: February 10, 2014, 08:28:46 PM »
I bought them on vacation. We were just about the leave the hotel so we had a 20 minute delay.
Pretty crazy booking a vacation..while on vacation.
#LifeofaDDFer
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #379 on: February 10, 2014, 08:31:16 PM »
Quote from: sky121 on February 10, 2014, 08:28:46 PM
I bought them on vacation. We were just about the leave the hotel so we had a 20 minute delay.
Pretty crazy booking a vacation..while on vacation.
#LifeofaDDFer
I actually bought it while on vacation in the mall.

Quote from: DovtheBear on February 10, 2014, 08:24:42 PM
I bought one in the mall. :P
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