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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #375 on: February 10, 2014, 07:58:03 PM »
You once bought a price mistake item in the middle of a meeting.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #376 on: February 10, 2014, 08:23:36 PM »
You once bought a price mistake item in the middle of a meeting.
I bought the dl tickets on the bus

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #377 on: February 10, 2014, 08:24:42 PM »
I bought the dl tickets on the bus
I bought one in the mall. :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #378 on: February 10, 2014, 08:28:46 PM »
I bought them on vacation. We were just about the leave the hotel so we had a 20 minute delay.
Pretty crazy booking a vacation..while on vacation.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #379 on: February 10, 2014, 08:31:16 PM »
I bought them on vacation. We were just about the leave the hotel so we had a 20 minute delay.
Pretty crazy booking a vacation..while on vacation.
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I actually bought it while on vacation in the mall.

I bought one in the mall. :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #380 on: February 10, 2014, 08:58:34 PM »
when you're at the 3rd cvs of the day and when you're leaving,
you see a mom and child coming in to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy,
and when you realize where you are, you say to yourself, "Oh, right, CVS is really a pharmacy!"


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #381 on: February 10, 2014, 09:00:38 PM »
when you're at the 3rd cvs of the day and when you're leaving,
you see a mom and child coming in to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy,
and when you realize where you are, you say to yourself, "Oh, right, CVS is really a pharmacy!"
Really? after my trip to a LA I was sure CVS is a liquor store

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #382 on: February 10, 2014, 09:11:11 PM »
Really? after my trip to a LA I was sure CVS is a liquor store
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Yes, I saw that in LA! About 30% of the store is alcohol!
(The Trader Joe's there, too -- Hard vodka, too. Surprising) In my state, it's not even in the grocery stores....
The funny thing is those gates that close the aisles at midnight, or something.... 8)

Either way, it's cash, cards, money, and alcohol. The fact that people come in for 'only' orange juice, eggs, and Rx, sometimes takes on a new perspective.
However, I still add OJ, Band-Aids, dental floss, etc... to my VR order regularly...!!...  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #383 on: February 10, 2014, 09:30:23 PM »
+1
Yes, I saw that in LA! About 30% of the store is alcohol!
(The Trader Joe's there, too -- Hard vodka, too. Surprising) In my state, it's not even in the grocery stores....
The funny thing is those gates that close the aisles at midnight, or something.... 8)

Either way, it's cash, cards, money, and alcohol. The fact that people come in for 'only' orange juice, eggs, and Rx, sometimes takes on a new perspective.
However, I still add OJ, Band-Aids, dental floss, etc... to my VR order regularly...!!...  ;)

Yay!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #384 on: February 10, 2014, 09:31:10 PM »
However, I still add OJ, Band-Aids, dental floss, etc... to my VR order regularly...!!...  ;)
I never mix personal and business! I go to the car put my VR there and go back in for anything else!


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #385 on: February 10, 2014, 09:32:02 PM »
I never mix personal and business! I go to the car put my VR there and go back in for anything else!

I try to add things to my VR purchase so it's not always exactly a multiple of 503.95
If you see something that is 50% off but don't need it, walk away and save yourself 100%

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #386 on: February 10, 2014, 09:32:19 PM »
I never mix personal and business! I go to the car put my VR there and go back in for anything else!
Why? In case you have to return?
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #387 on: February 10, 2014, 09:39:20 PM »
I try to add things to my VR purchase so it's not always exactly a multiple of 503.95
+1
Exactly! Those items are not things that I need. It's only place on the counter to vary my cc charge amount.

I don't need the OJ and the band aids, however, it just makes my visit look much more like a routine
CVS visit  8)  to buy normal items like that (and dental floss) than to come in weekly/bi-weekly just for a few VRs...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #388 on: February 10, 2014, 09:45:03 PM »
We should all support cvs for all our non VR needs!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #389 on: February 10, 2014, 10:14:29 PM »
We should all support cvs for all our non VR needs!
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yes - I was thinking exactly that also when they announced no more tobacco products.
(but we're out of vr here lately... so can continue to go in, support, and buy extra miscellaneous products if I can also get VR!)