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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #450 on: March 05, 2014, 08:33:12 PM »
When you need to step away from a phone call, you ask your friend "Can I place you on a brief hold?"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #451 on: March 10, 2014, 12:37:21 AM »
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #452 on: March 10, 2014, 12:39:12 AM »
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!

Too cryptic for me. Care to explain?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #453 on: March 10, 2014, 12:44:17 AM »
Too cryptic for me. Care to explain?
Do you use a keyboard shortcut to submit your posts?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #454 on: March 10, 2014, 12:45:28 AM »
You are constantly editing your posts to get rid of that capital S that ends up at the end of each post!
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #455 on: March 10, 2014, 12:46:03 AM »
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails
It's alt+s in MS Outlook
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #456 on: March 10, 2014, 12:47:33 AM »
was posted above: you use alt+s on emails
But for some reason I thought it was alt-shift-s on DDF. Wonder where I picked that up.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #457 on: March 19, 2014, 01:22:51 PM »
you type "f" in the address bar, and forums.dansdeals.com comes up
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #458 on: March 19, 2014, 01:33:45 PM »
you type "f" in the address bar, and forums.dansdeals.com comes up
+1

and "d" gives me dansdeals.com, thing is i work for a company that starts with a "d" ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #459 on: March 19, 2014, 01:36:09 PM »
+1

and "d" gives me dansdeals.com, thing is i work for a company that starts with a "d" ;)
oy! That's not such a good sign....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #460 on: March 20, 2014, 09:00:12 AM »
you type "f" in the address bar, and forums.dansdeals.com   and 12 different forums.xxxx comes up
FTFY
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #463 on: March 21, 2014, 02:03:50 AM »
You see the following post...

Need my kid's tefillin brought from Toronto yeshiva to CH. asap.
Anyone coming in the next few days?

and you think the abbreviation CH is Cleveland Heights...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #464 on: March 23, 2014, 12:31:40 PM »
When u flip your VR upside down and scratch right to left to reveal just last 9 digits and save yourself a half a centimeter of fingernail grime bc u know the first number is a 7 #justdidthis

I just got a whole batch that start w/ 6 (and I use a coin to scratch)
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