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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #495 on: March 31, 2014, 02:28:08 PM »
...You +1 in middle of a whatsapp conversation with your family
Lol!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #496 on: March 31, 2014, 08:09:42 PM »
...you gaze up at the houses that are close together and need to walk up 35 steps to get to the front door --
and, you wish that you lived there because it's (less than a mile from shul) and right across the street from the CVS with the VRs.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #497 on: March 31, 2014, 08:56:03 PM »
...you gaze up at the houses that are close together and need to walk up 35 steps to get to the front door --
and, you wish that you lived there because it's (less than a mile from shul) and right across the street from the CVS with the VRs.
is that still worth anything?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #498 on: March 31, 2014, 09:03:12 PM »
is that still worth anything?
I was looking up at those houses when i was at cvs again today -- I guess that we'll find out tomorrow...   8)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #499 on: March 31, 2014, 09:03:57 PM »
I was looking up at those houses when i was at cvs again today -- I guess that we'll find out tomorrow...   8)
???
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #500 on: April 01, 2014, 12:19:27 AM »
...you don't know how to filter information.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #501 on: April 01, 2014, 12:29:38 AM »
...you don't know how to filter information.
cheer up CV :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #502 on: April 01, 2014, 12:31:20 AM »
cheer up CV :)
You have not seen anything yet.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #503 on: April 02, 2014, 01:31:16 AM »
You're excited to get married because now you'll have some bills to pay!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #504 on: April 02, 2014, 08:16:45 AM »
You're excited to get married because now you'll have some bills to pay!
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #505 on: April 02, 2014, 08:19:08 AM »
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
lol

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #506 on: April 02, 2014, 10:14:44 AM »
...you are big on CB and some how wind up with seven figuers in your UA account.  :-[
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #507 on: April 02, 2014, 10:15:31 AM »
...you are big on CB and some how wind up with seven figuers in your UA account.  :-[

Lol :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #508 on: April 02, 2014, 11:01:40 AM »
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
that too
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #509 on: April 02, 2014, 11:04:59 AM »
that too
Reminds me of The Mitteler Rebbe (the son of the Ba'al Hatanya), when they brought him a few options for Shidduchim he said they should go for whichever one can be finalized the quickest because he can't wait for the Torah his father would say by the engagement and wedding...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.