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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #500 on: April 01, 2014, 12:19:27 AM »
...you don't know how to filter information.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #501 on: April 01, 2014, 12:29:38 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on April 01, 2014, 12:19:27 AM
...you don't know how to filter information.
cheer up CV :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #502 on: April 01, 2014, 12:31:20 AM »
Quote from: ah on April 01, 2014, 12:29:38 AM
cheer up CV :)
You have not seen anything yet.  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #503 on: April 02, 2014, 01:31:16 AM »
You're excited to get married because now you'll have some bills to pay!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #504 on: April 02, 2014, 08:16:45 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on April 02, 2014, 01:31:16 AM
You're excited to get married because now you'll have some bills to pay!
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #505 on: April 02, 2014, 08:19:08 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 02, 2014, 08:16:45 AM
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
lol
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #506 on: April 02, 2014, 10:14:44 AM »
...you are big on CB and some how wind up with seven figuers in your UA account.  :-[
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #507 on: April 02, 2014, 10:15:31 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on April 02, 2014, 10:14:44 AM
...you are big on CB and some how wind up with seven figuers in your UA account.  :-[

Lol :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #508 on: April 02, 2014, 11:01:40 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 02, 2014, 08:16:45 AM
Did you forget about the second social with options for expansion? ;)
that too
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #509 on: April 02, 2014, 11:04:59 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on April 02, 2014, 11:01:40 AM
that too
Reminds me of The Mitteler Rebbe (the son of the Ba'al Hatanya), when they brought him a few options for Shidduchim he said they should go for whichever one can be finalized the quickest because he can't wait for the Torah his father would say by the engagement and wedding...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #510 on: April 02, 2014, 11:15:28 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on April 02, 2014, 11:04:59 AM
Reminds me of The Mitteler Rebbe (the son of the Ba'al Hatanya), when they brought him a few options for Shidduchim he said they should go for whichever one can be finalized the quickest because he can't wait for the Torah his father would say by the engagement and wedding...
that's actually pretty funny!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #511 on: April 02, 2014, 07:12:21 PM »
...you stop posting for two weeks and everyone assumes you are getting engaged.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #512 on: April 02, 2014, 07:15:20 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on April 02, 2014, 07:12:21 PM
...you stop posting for two weeks and everyone assumes you are getting engaged.
I almost made a ticket to WAW to make it for the engagement party because of you... :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #513 on: April 02, 2014, 09:27:07 PM »
.... 4 total are dead in a Fort Hood shooting today and you've just been doing reg. computer jobs/work and DDF all day and have no idea that it happened...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #514 on: April 02, 2014, 09:31:57 PM »
Quote from: CS1 on April 02, 2014, 09:27:07 PM
.... 4 total are dead in a Fort Hood shooting today and you've just been doing reg. computer jobs/work and DDF all day and have no idea that it happened...

3 dead.

I hate it when people include the murderer/terrorist/psycho in the number of dead. It's an insult to the victims.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #515 on: April 02, 2014, 09:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on April 02, 2014, 09:31:57 PM
3 dead.

I hate it when people include the murderer/terrorist/psycho in the number of dead. It's an insult to the victims.
Agree 100% - Esp. when an Israeli bus is blown up...

Was just stating the fact that 4 dead people that I had no idea about while working and and checking-in on DDF.
This was the first article I read -- Otherwise working and DDFing all day:
Their Yahoo, non-intelligent title: Fort Hood shooting leaves 4 dead, including gunman Link:http://news.yahoo.com/fort-hood-shooting-222528983.html
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #516 on: April 02, 2014, 10:19:58 PM »
Quote from: CS1 on April 02, 2014, 09:27:07 PM
.... 4 total are dead in a Fort Hood shooting today and you've just been doing reg. computer jobs/work and DDF all day and have no idea that it happened...
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To the contrary, I often first hear about breaking news when I see it on DDF.
E.g. http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=40166.msg781664#top

Spending all day working and checking DDF should have no shaychus to why you didn't hear about a news item.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #517 on: April 10, 2014, 02:35:23 PM »
..... If you stay at an SPG hotel, your 3 year old daughter turns on the TV to the channel that they show all the beautiful spg properties, after drooling over them she says " I am going to go there when I'm older, I have to get A CREDIT CARD"!!!!!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #518 on: April 10, 2014, 02:37:52 PM »
Quote from: metziah on April 10, 2014, 02:35:23 PM
..... If you stay at an SPG hotel, your 3 year old daughter turns on the TV to the channel that they show all the beautiful spg properties, after drooling over them she says " I am going to go there when I'm older, I have to get A CREDIT CARD"!!!!!
That's great!
Our kids think it's 'normal' to stay in a local Starwood hotel (Cat. 2) 2 rooms for the night and then drive to school the next morning just to get the 2 stays (and a mini-vacation) towards platinum status.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #519 on: April 23, 2014, 04:03:08 PM »
...you post OBO but do not mean it.  >:(
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