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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #540 on: May 09, 2014, 01:28:46 PM »
Amazon Associates pays up to 15%.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #541 on: May 11, 2014, 02:32:29 AM »
Quote from: Redbull3 on May 09, 2014, 01:28:46 PM
Amazon Associates pays up to 15%.
That's a big difference. 15% of total purchase goes to the charity?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #542 on: May 13, 2014, 09:22:18 AM »
 You might be a DDFer if...
    you use bluebird as a verb. As in, "bluebirding".  Quotes: "I have not done bluebirding in a while... ATM was down so did it at counter."
.... but she said they closed it on purpose. New rules about bluebirding she said.

funny to read. yes, it's a verb: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=21024.msg812433#msg812433
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #543 on: May 14, 2014, 12:55:16 PM »
You have so many Stop and Shop Gas points that you use a siphon pump to transfer gas from one car to another in order to maximize fillup availability! ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #544 on: May 14, 2014, 01:18:07 PM »
Quote from: MarkS on May 14, 2014, 12:55:16 PM
You have so many Stop and Shop Gas points that you use a siphon pump to transfer gas from one car to another in order to maximize fillup availability! ;)

Where's my HT?!  >:(
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #545 on: May 16, 2014, 02:21:11 AM »
You are now recovering from the withdrawal symptoms you had when site was just down  ::)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #546 on: May 16, 2014, 02:58:41 AM »
Quote from: ah on May 16, 2014, 02:21:11 AM
You are now recovering from the withdrawal symptoms you had when site was just down  ::)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #547 on: June 06, 2014, 07:01:10 PM »
You're afraid to make early Shabbos and miss a deal... ::)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #548 on: June 06, 2014, 07:02:26 PM »
Quote from: ah on June 06, 2014, 07:01:10 PM
You're afraid to make early Shabbos and miss a deal... ::)
Funny, being in LA doesn't have this problem...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #549 on: June 06, 2014, 07:23:40 PM »
Quote from: Yehoshua on June 06, 2014, 07:02:26 PM
Funny, being in LA doesn't have this problem...
You guys have other problems  ;)

Shabbos ends 3 hours later.  8)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #550 on: June 06, 2014, 07:24:46 PM »
Quote from: Saver2000 on June 06, 2014, 07:23:40 PM
You guys have other problems  ;)

Shabbos ends 3 hours later.  8)
I know , nothing much we can do about it.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #551 on: June 08, 2014, 12:10:14 AM »
...Chase Recon is always in your recent calls.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #552 on: June 18, 2014, 03:13:52 PM »
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #553 on: June 18, 2014, 03:19:05 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on June 18, 2014, 03:13:52 PM
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
(Chase) AU's? :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #554 on: June 18, 2014, 03:20:55 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on June 18, 2014, 03:13:52 PM
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
That's right, just did a 3bm for my wife and she has now 2 amex ending in 1000.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #555 on: June 18, 2014, 03:21:47 PM »
Quote from: DovtheBear on June 18, 2014, 03:19:05 PM
(Chase) AU's? :P
Nope. Blue Sky and my AU card on my spouse's SPG.
Point is that between the 2 of us we have 8 amex cards (not so many, I know :) ) so we were bound to overlap at some point. Makes it annoying for sorting receipts.
And I still have to add my spouse to my PRG, Blue Sky, and SPG. Then we'll have 11. Can't wait for SBS!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #556 on: June 18, 2014, 05:07:31 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on June 18, 2014, 03:21:47 PM
Nope. Blue Sky and my AU card on my spouse's SPG.
Point is that between the 2 of us we have 8 amex cards (not so many, I know :) ) so we were bound to overlap at some point. Makes it annoying for sorting receipts.
And I still have to add my spouse to my PRG, Blue Sky, and SPG. Then we'll have 11. Can't wait for SBS!
There are 10,000 possible combinations for the last four digits... doesn't seem so bound to overlap!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #557 on: June 18, 2014, 08:15:52 PM »
Quote from: MC on June 18, 2014, 05:07:31 PM
There are 10,000 possible combinations for the last four digits... doesn't seem so bound to overlap!
But Amex likes 00 as the last 2nd and 3rd.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #558 on: June 19, 2014, 10:06:09 AM »
Quote from: ckmk47 on June 18, 2014, 08:15:52 PM
But Amex likes 00 as the last 2nd and 3rd.
I have 1012, 1016, and 1017...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #559 on: June 19, 2014, 10:06:57 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on June 19, 2014, 10:06:09 AM
I have 1012, 1016, and 1017...
I have all 3 of those as well.  ;D
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