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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #540 on: May 09, 2014, 01:28:46 PM »
Amazon Associates pays up to 15%.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #541 on: May 11, 2014, 02:32:29 AM »
Amazon Associates pays up to 15%.
That's a big difference. 15% of total purchase goes to the charity?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #542 on: May 13, 2014, 09:22:18 AM »
 You might be a DDFer if...
    you use bluebird as a verb. As in, "bluebirding".  Quotes: "I have not done bluebirding in a while... ATM was down so did it at counter."
.... but she said they closed it on purpose. New rules about bluebirding she said.

funny to read. yes, it's a verb: http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=21024.msg812433#msg812433

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #543 on: May 14, 2014, 12:55:16 PM »
You have so many Stop and Shop Gas points that you use a siphon pump to transfer gas from one car to another in order to maximize fillup availability! ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #544 on: May 14, 2014, 01:18:07 PM »
You have so many Stop and Shop Gas points that you use a siphon pump to transfer gas from one car to another in order to maximize fillup availability! ;)

Where's my HT?!  >:(

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #545 on: May 16, 2014, 02:21:11 AM »
You are now recovering from the withdrawal symptoms you had when site was just down  ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #546 on: May 16, 2014, 02:58:41 AM »
You are now recovering from the withdrawal symptoms you had when site was just down  ::)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #547 on: June 06, 2014, 07:01:10 PM »
You're afraid to make early Shabbos and miss a deal... ::)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #548 on: June 06, 2014, 07:02:26 PM »
You're afraid to make early Shabbos and miss a deal... ::)
Funny, being in LA doesn't have this problem...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #549 on: June 06, 2014, 07:23:40 PM »
Funny, being in LA doesn't have this problem...
You guys have other problems  ;)

Shabbos ends 3 hours later.  8)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #550 on: June 06, 2014, 07:24:46 PM »
You guys have other problems  ;)

Shabbos ends 3 hours later.  8)
I know , nothing much we can do about it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #551 on: June 08, 2014, 12:10:14 AM »
...Chase Recon is always in your recent calls.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #552 on: June 18, 2014, 03:13:52 PM »
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #553 on: June 18, 2014, 03:19:05 PM »
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
(Chase) AU's? :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #554 on: June 18, 2014, 03:20:55 PM »
You have multiple credit cards that have the same last 4 digits.
That's right, just did a 3bm for my wife and she has now 2 amex ending in 1000.