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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #570 on: July 01, 2014, 05:05:36 PM »
when your mom/spouse asks you for help with something your reply is "sure i'll help you just as soon as I'm done helping this stranger I'm messaging"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #571 on: July 02, 2014, 12:23:39 AM »
when your mom/spouse asks you for help with something your reply is "sure i'll help you just as soon as I'm done helping this stranger I'm messaging"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #572 on: July 02, 2014, 12:39:42 AM »
if you tell your mom/spouse to PM you.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #573 on: July 02, 2014, 08:23:42 AM »
If you have EVEN more miles than your car does.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #574 on: July 02, 2014, 09:05:12 AM »
If you have EVEN more miles than your car does.
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What kind of car is getting this amount of miles? ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #575 on: July 02, 2014, 10:16:33 AM »
What kind of car is getting this amount of miles? ;)
Not mine, anymore :(
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #576 on: July 02, 2014, 10:18:21 AM »
If you have EVEN more miles than your car does.
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My 3.5 year old Altima has 13K miles on it ;)
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #577 on: July 02, 2014, 10:19:09 AM »
My 3.5 year old Altima has 13K miles on it ;)
My car, alav hashalom, as 10 times that. But it's a 2001...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #578 on: July 02, 2014, 10:23:03 AM »
My car, alav hashalom, as 10 times that. But it's a 2001...
Before I bought the Altima I was driving my father's old Venture with 130K on it.
Broke down and bought a car after my wife got stuck when it ran out of fuel because the gas gauge was broken...

Still who doesn't have 130K miles?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #579 on: July 02, 2014, 10:28:06 AM »
Still who doesn't have 130K miles?
A certain relative of mine who gets a $100 statement credit on his Chase Freedom every time he accumulates 10K miles.

Why? Because I haven't convinced him yet to do otherwise...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #580 on: July 02, 2014, 11:32:51 AM »
who can possibly have/want a budget with MS?  ::)

Uhm, everyone should.

If you don't, it just means your budget isn't properly set up and/or you're not diligent.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #581 on: July 02, 2014, 12:14:48 PM »


Still who doesn't have 130K miles?
I know it's hard for you to belive
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #582 on: July 02, 2014, 03:07:52 PM »
There are 10,000 possible combinations for the last four digits... doesn't seem so bound to overlap!
technically only 9999 combinations

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #583 on: July 02, 2014, 03:08:40 PM »
technically only 9999 combinations
It can't end with 0000?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #584 on: July 03, 2014, 09:44:04 AM »
You have dreams about gas stations
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