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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #580 on: July 02, 2014, 11:32:51 AM »
Quote from: ah on July 01, 2014, 04:59:49 PM
who can possibly have/want a budget with MS?  ::)

Uhm, everyone should.

If you don't, it just means your budget isn't properly set up and/or you're not diligent.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #581 on: July 02, 2014, 12:14:48 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 02, 2014, 10:23:03 AM


Still who doesn't have 130K miles?
I know it's hard for you to belive
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #582 on: July 02, 2014, 03:07:52 PM »
Quote from: MC on June 18, 2014, 05:07:31 PM
There are 10,000 possible combinations for the last four digits... doesn't seem so bound to overlap!
technically only 9999 combinations
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #583 on: July 02, 2014, 03:08:40 PM »
Quote from: fc on July 02, 2014, 03:07:52 PM
technically only 9999 combinations
It can't end with 0000?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #584 on: July 03, 2014, 09:44:04 AM »
You have dreams about gas stations
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #585 on: July 03, 2014, 10:08:51 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 03, 2014, 09:44:04 AM
You have dreams about gas stations
... Or nightmares.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #586 on: July 03, 2014, 10:24:12 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 03, 2014, 09:44:04 AM
You have dreams about gas stations
Or you have regret passing a BP because you found one unused BP offer.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #587 on: July 04, 2014, 02:15:11 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 08:23:42 AM
If you have EVEN more miles than your car does.
HT: Random Posts thread
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #588 on: July 04, 2014, 11:50:17 AM »
Show unread posts since last visit.
and
Show new replies to your posts.
show the same amount of posts
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #589 on: July 04, 2014, 02:06:08 PM »
Marriage proposal idea: Will you be the companion for my companion pass? ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #590 on: July 04, 2014, 06:22:40 PM »
Quote from: emak on July 04, 2014, 02:06:08 PM
Marriage proposal idea: Will you be the companion for my companion pass? ;D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #591 on: July 06, 2014, 09:10:21 PM »
if you read a ridiculous post and start seeing the responses by specific members in your head before they actually happen, and are usually spot on...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #592 on: July 09, 2014, 03:03:25 PM »
At my job I take credit card information over the phone and based on the number sequence I can hear myself saying "you have an Ink Plus" or even "the heck why are you still using Has Advantage!"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #593 on: July 09, 2014, 03:11:32 PM »
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and when someone says "4147" I continue typing "2021" before they even say it :).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #594 on: July 09, 2014, 03:16:28 PM »

Quote from: etech0 on July 09, 2014, 03:11:32 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and when someone says "4147" I continue typing "2021" before they even say it :).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #595 on: July 09, 2014, 03:42:16 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 09, 2014, 03:11:32 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and when someone says "4147" I continue typing "2021" before they even say it :).
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and I've convinced people to get cards with better offers :D
This email gave me pure nachas:
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Thanks to you I have a new Sapphire. Can you call me for the new number for next month's charges? Sorry to bother you..... but 40,000 miles was so tempting.

Thank you.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #596 on: July 09, 2014, 03:44:36 PM »

Quote from: MC on July 09, 2014, 03:42:16 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and I've convinced people to get cards with better offers :D
This email gave me pure nachas:
Next time send the suggestion with a referral link!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #597 on: July 09, 2014, 04:00:48 PM »
Quote from: MC on July 09, 2014, 03:42:16 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and I've convinced people to get cards with better offers :D
This email gave me pure nachas:
:) :) :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #598 on: July 09, 2014, 04:01:11 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 09, 2014, 03:11:32 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone, and when someone says "4147" I continue typing "2021" before they even say it :).
Just happened again this minute :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #599 on: July 09, 2014, 06:17:16 PM »
 
Quote from: bsimchatomid on July 09, 2014, 03:03:25 PM
At my job I take credit card information over the phone and based on the number sequence I can hear myself saying "you have an Ink Plus" or even "the heck why are you still using Has Advantage!"
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