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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #600 on: July 10, 2014, 01:59:20 PM »
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #601 on: July 10, 2014, 02:18:29 PM »
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
BTDT :D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #602 on: July 10, 2014, 02:20:31 PM »
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
May everything go smooth and well.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #603 on: July 10, 2014, 02:31:09 PM »
You sigh wistfully every time you pass a cvs

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #604 on: July 10, 2014, 02:32:09 PM »
You sigh wistfully every time you pass a cvs
And when you pass a S&S :)

Really, I passed a random S&S yesterday and had to tell myself not to stop, as I was running late and my goto S&S is fully loaded anyways...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #605 on: July 10, 2014, 02:41:24 PM »
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor
B'Sha'ah Tovah
BTDT :D
+1
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #606 on: July 10, 2014, 02:53:42 PM »
You're sad that your new car holds less gasoline than your old one. But not SO sad, because you have more gas points than you know what to do with!
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #607 on: July 10, 2014, 02:54:25 PM »
your kids play with piles of empty gift cards... and ask you when you are giving them more

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #608 on: July 10, 2014, 03:03:18 PM »
May everything go smooth and well.
B'Sha'ah Tovah
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #609 on: July 10, 2014, 03:04:15 PM »
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal Tov!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #610 on: July 10, 2014, 03:19:28 PM »

B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal tov! :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #611 on: July 10, 2014, 03:26:25 PM »
B"H we're passed that stage, we had a girl this morning.
Mazal tov! Where the kiddush?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #612 on: July 10, 2014, 03:59:04 PM »
you're browsing ddf while your wife is in labor

Or get AA A/A emails while your wife is in labor.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #613 on: July 10, 2014, 05:01:32 PM »
your kids play with piles of empty gift cards... and ask you when you are giving them more
+1

One was also complaining why I gave the other the bigger denomination cards.
"I've done some things I'm not proud of, and the things I am proud of are pretty disgusting"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #614 on: July 10, 2014, 05:14:44 PM »
+1

One was also complaining why I gave the other the bigger denomination cards.
Did you ever give them a live gc by mistake? I did...