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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #640 on: July 20, 2014, 10:37:51 PM »
FTFY. ;) FTFY. :)
No,  dw is happy. She likes traveling for free. She even loaded a couple of gc in WM tonight for me

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #641 on: July 20, 2014, 10:39:55 PM »
No,  dw is happy. She likes traveling for free. She even loaded a couple of gc in WM tonight for me
Lucky you. Iy"h by me too. ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #642 on: July 20, 2014, 10:57:19 PM »
Lucky you. Iy"h by me too. ;)
Tonight was first time. She came with me on a couple of runs previously (ie. Dw shopping and me loading) and I showed her the ropes

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #643 on: July 20, 2014, 11:29:23 PM »
Interesting that DH and I had a long car ride together today and it was the 1st time he had an interest in understanding what I've been doing.  GCs, BB...how much an airline ticket therefore costs us.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #644 on: July 20, 2014, 11:38:03 PM »
Tonight was first time. She came with me on a couple of runs previously (ie. Dw shopping and me loading) and I showed her the ropes
Interesting that DH and I had a long car ride together today and it was the 1st time he had an interest in understanding what I've been doing.  GCs, BB...how much an airline ticket therefore costs us.
this is how it starts. some days my significant other does more MS than me.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #645 on: July 21, 2014, 04:53:21 PM »
You cringe when someone uses FR to abbreviate fundraising
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #646 on: July 21, 2014, 04:58:07 PM »
You cringe when someone uses FR to abbreviate fundraising
if lots of things that would never make others cringe make you cringe...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #647 on: July 21, 2014, 05:02:08 PM »
if lots of things that would never make others cringe make you cringe...
:D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #648 on: July 21, 2014, 05:11:39 PM »
I was asked today about an AA meeting using our facilities for a meeting and it took me a good moment to realize what the question really was.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #649 on: July 21, 2014, 06:55:35 PM »
I was asked today about an AA meeting using our facilities for a meeting and it took me a good moment to realize what the question really was.
My name is Achas and I've had an AA...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #650 on: July 21, 2014, 09:07:19 PM »
You listen to music during the 3 weeks - but most of it is screechy and full of static
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #651 on: July 21, 2014, 10:08:24 PM »

You listen to music during the 3 weeks - but most of it is screechy and full of static
DDFer?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #652 on: July 21, 2014, 10:26:28 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #653 on: July 21, 2014, 10:27:14 PM »
DDFer?
Took me a second, too. I assume he means waiting on hold.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #654 on: July 21, 2014, 10:33:10 PM »
Took me a second, too. I assume he means waiting on hold.
She

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #655 on: July 21, 2014, 11:47:23 PM »

Took me a second, too. I assume he means waiting on hold.
Oh. :-[

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #658 on: July 22, 2014, 02:35:14 AM »
Time for blue and pink profiles, don't you think?
To make it more confusing?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #659 on: July 22, 2014, 10:40:26 AM »
To make it more confusing?
Why would that be more confusing?
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