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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #675 on: August 03, 2014, 07:52:38 PM »
out of the blue you offer the help another without that person even asking.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #676 on: August 03, 2014, 07:53:30 PM »
You make an anniversary party on your first year of DDF

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #677 on: August 03, 2014, 08:00:48 PM »
You make an anniversary party on your first year of DDF
-1, I'm a DDFer and I haven't done that. :D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #678 on: August 03, 2014, 08:05:26 PM »
If you -1 alot
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #679 on: August 03, 2014, 08:48:47 PM »
If you -1 alot
-1
I'm a DDFer and I don't do that. :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #680 on: August 03, 2014, 08:50:37 PM »
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I'm a DDFer and I don't do that. :P
Lol
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #681 on: August 04, 2014, 12:00:37 AM »
... If you buy gas at a gas station other than Shell, and your CC gets declined due to fraud since the amount was too high. :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #682 on: August 04, 2014, 10:40:23 AM »
... If you buy gas at a gas station other than Shell, and your CC gets declined due to fraud since the amount was too high. :)
:)
You mean the only thing you buy at gas stations is gas??
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #683 on: August 04, 2014, 12:15:52 PM »
:)
You mean the only thing you buy at gas stations is gas??
You found one that takes CC? 8)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #684 on: August 04, 2014, 02:35:49 PM »
Interesting that DH and I had a long car ride together today and it was the 1st time he had an interest in understanding what I've been doing.  GCs, BB...how much an airline ticket therefore costs us.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #685 on: August 04, 2014, 02:37:20 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #686 on: August 04, 2014, 02:38:50 PM »
must be new... i LOVE it :)
why do i have a feeling only the girls are gonna do this?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #687 on: August 04, 2014, 02:40:25 PM »
must be new... i LOVE it :)
why do i have a feeling only the girls are gonna do this?
And maybe not ALL the girls...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #688 on: August 04, 2014, 02:41:37 PM »
And maybe not ALL the girls...

apparently not  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #689 on: August 04, 2014, 02:42:35 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.