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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #690 on: August 04, 2014, 02:45:44 PM »

Isn't there supposed to be an option for "I prefer not to answer"?
You don't need to answer.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #691 on: August 04, 2014, 02:46:50 PM »
You don't need to answer.
I know I know...
twas a joke
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #692 on: August 04, 2014, 02:53:48 PM »
Shouldn't there be an "other" option like Google? :P
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #693 on: August 04, 2014, 03:59:23 PM »
Isn't there supposed to be an option for "I prefer not to answer"?
just pick the opposite.  :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #694 on: August 04, 2014, 04:01:34 PM »
just pick the opposite.  :)
Lol! You became female.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #695 on: August 04, 2014, 04:07:19 PM »
Those of us on Tapatalk are missing out on all the fun.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #696 on: August 04, 2014, 04:07:32 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #697 on: August 15, 2014, 03:23:36 PM »
You find clear gooey pieces in the oddest places...
You don't know what to say when someone awkwardly notices you playing with some gooey substance that may resemble something else

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #698 on: August 17, 2014, 12:38:33 PM »
you can smell the difference when you unpack -
  if you've been to a sheraton vs. "W" vs. westin  -  the clothes smell different from each place
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #699 on: August 18, 2014, 09:31:48 PM »
Two years after you open a CC, you realize that you never made your spouse an AU

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #700 on: August 18, 2014, 10:11:55 PM »
Constantly checking for an update to your post (email). Even on vacation.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #701 on: August 22, 2014, 01:03:04 PM »
Know the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #702 on: August 24, 2014, 06:57:16 AM »
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
I try my best :-\
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #703 on: August 24, 2014, 07:33:53 AM »
+1
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #704 on: August 24, 2014, 08:50:08 AM »
 
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
:'(  :-X
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